1 00:00:17,997 --> 00:00:20,452 ANNOUNCER: It is a beautiful day in Chicago today. 2 00:00:20,583 --> 00:00:23,204 The temperature is expected to reach the upper 70s. 3 00:00:23,712 --> 00:00:25,585 Right now, 75 at the lakefront... 4 00:00:25,713 --> 00:00:28,251 74 at Midway, 73 at O'Hare. 5 00:00:28,632 --> 00:00:30,341 And now, up in the sky... 6 00:00:31,719 --> 00:00:32,715 Don Nelson with SkyView traffic. 7 00:00:32,845 --> 00:00:33,876 JOYCE: Ferris? 8 00:00:34,013 --> 00:00:35,472 - Thanks. We've got scores of accidents. - Ferris? 9 00:00:35,598 --> 00:00:36,630 Tom! 10 00:00:39,811 --> 00:00:41,518 - What's the matter? - It's Ferris. 11 00:00:41,646 --> 00:00:43,852 - What? What's wrong? - What's wrong? For Christ's sake... 12 00:00:43,982 --> 00:00:45,725 Look at him, honey. 13 00:00:46,734 --> 00:00:47,932 Ferris? 14 00:00:51,197 --> 00:00:55,065 He doesn't have a fever, but he says his stomach hurts and he's seeing spots. 15 00:00:55,202 --> 00:00:57,029 What's the matter, Ferris? 16 00:00:57,828 --> 00:00:59,157 Papa? 17 00:00:59,288 --> 00:01:01,958 Honey, feel his hands. They're cold and clammy. 18 00:01:06,880 --> 00:01:08,422 I'm fine. 19 00:01:08,673 --> 00:01:10,879 - I can get up. - No. 20 00:01:11,009 --> 00:01:12,800 - I have a test today. - No. 21 00:01:12,928 --> 00:01:14,422 You... 22 00:01:14,554 --> 00:01:16,345 I have to take it. 23 00:01:16,556 --> 00:01:20,601 I want to go to a good college, so I can have a fruitful life. 24 00:01:20,852 --> 00:01:23,308 Honey, you're not going to school like this, now. 25 00:01:23,438 --> 00:01:25,894 Fine. What's this? What's his problem? 26 00:01:27,484 --> 00:01:29,975 - He doesn't feel well. - Yeah, right. 27 00:01:30,153 --> 00:01:32,193 Dry that one out, you can fertilise the lawn. 28 00:01:32,322 --> 00:01:34,778 Jeanie? Is that you? 29 00:01:36,201 --> 00:01:38,952 Jeanie? I can't see that far. 30 00:01:39,454 --> 00:01:42,740 Jeanie? Jeanie, I... 31 00:01:46,253 --> 00:01:49,871 - Bite the big one, Junior. - Thank you, Jeanie. You get to school. 32 00:01:50,048 --> 00:01:52,337 Wait, you're letting him stay home? 33 00:01:52,717 --> 00:01:54,840 I can't believe this. If I was bleeding out my eyes... 34 00:01:54,970 --> 00:01:57,508 you guys would make me go to school. This is so unfair. 35 00:01:57,639 --> 00:02:00,177 Jeanie, please don't be upset with me. 36 00:02:00,392 --> 00:02:02,551 You have your health. Be thankful. 37 00:02:07,899 --> 00:02:10,437 That's it. I want out of this family. 38 00:02:12,863 --> 00:02:15,105 I'm okay. I'll just sleep. 39 00:02:16,658 --> 00:02:18,984 Maybe I'll have an aspirin around noon. 40 00:02:19,119 --> 00:02:21,906 Now, listen, I'm showing some houses to that... 41 00:02:22,039 --> 00:02:24,328 that family from Vermont today. So I'll be in the area. 42 00:02:24,458 --> 00:02:27,993 Now, my office will know just where I am if you need me, okay? 43 00:02:28,503 --> 00:02:29,998 - Okay. - Okay. 44 00:02:30,130 --> 00:02:31,873 I'll check on you too, pal. 45 00:02:32,007 --> 00:02:36,219 It's nice to know that I have such loving, caring parents. 46 00:02:36,637 --> 00:02:38,962 You're both very special people. 47 00:02:43,853 --> 00:02:46,011 Now, you get better, pumpkin. 48 00:02:46,439 --> 00:02:48,146 Okay, pumpkin. 49 00:02:48,691 --> 00:02:50,565 I'll be home at 6:00 sharp. 50 00:02:50,943 --> 00:02:53,350 If you need anything, call. 51 00:02:53,487 --> 00:02:55,230 Ringy-dingy. 52 00:02:58,284 --> 00:03:01,369 - We love you, sweetie. - I love you, too. 53 00:03:04,332 --> 00:03:06,075 Call if you need us. 54 00:03:14,592 --> 00:03:15,837 They bought it. 55 00:03:26,563 --> 00:03:27,642 Incredible. 56 00:03:27,772 --> 00:03:29,848 One of the worst performances of my career... 57 00:03:29,982 --> 00:03:32,355 and they never doubted it for a second. 58 00:03:37,699 --> 00:03:41,566 How could I possibly be expected to handle school on a day like this? 59 00:03:51,462 --> 00:03:53,918 This is my ninth sick day this semester. 60 00:03:54,215 --> 00:03:57,300 It's getting pretty tough coming up with new illnesses. 61 00:03:57,844 --> 00:04:00,929 If I go for 10, I'm probably going to have to barf up a lung. 62 00:04:01,055 --> 00:04:03,095 So I better make this one count. 63 00:04:05,184 --> 00:04:08,269 The key to faking out the parents is the clammy hands. 64 00:04:08,397 --> 00:04:11,730 It's a good non-specific symptom. I'm a big believer in it. 65 00:04:13,109 --> 00:04:16,775 A lot of people will tell you that a good, phoney fever is a dead lock. 66 00:04:16,905 --> 00:04:20,108 But, you get a nervous mother, you could wind up in a doctor's office. 67 00:04:21,451 --> 00:04:23,408 That's worse than school. 68 00:04:24,288 --> 00:04:25,830 You fake a stomach cramp... 69 00:04:25,955 --> 00:04:29,040 and when you're bent over, moaning and wailing... 70 00:04:29,751 --> 00:04:31,411 you lick your palms. 71 00:04:31,628 --> 00:04:33,621 It's a little childish and stupid... 72 00:04:33,755 --> 00:04:35,629 but then, so is high school. 73 00:04:37,217 --> 00:04:38,877 Life moves pretty fast. 74 00:04:41,263 --> 00:04:45,130 If you don't stop and look around once in a while, you could miss it. 75 00:04:47,519 --> 00:04:50,390 I do have a test today. That wasn't bullshit. 76 00:04:51,399 --> 00:04:55,182 It's on European socialism. I mean, really, what's the point? 77 00:04:55,319 --> 00:04:58,522 I'm not European. I don't plan on being European. 78 00:04:58,739 --> 00:05:00,945 So, who gives a crap if they're socialists? 79 00:05:01,074 --> 00:05:02,652 They could be fascist anarchists. 80 00:05:02,785 --> 00:05:06,035 It still wouldn't change the fact that I don't own a car. 81 00:05:24,223 --> 00:05:26,299 It's not that I condone fascism... 82 00:05:26,642 --> 00:05:28,302 or any "ism," for that matter. 83 00:05:28,435 --> 00:05:30,724 "Isms," in my opinion, are not good. 84 00:05:31,188 --> 00:05:34,853 A person should not believe in an "ism," he should believe in himself. 85 00:05:34,984 --> 00:05:39,361 I quote John Lennon: "I don't believe in Beatles, I just believe in me." 86 00:05:39,697 --> 00:05:42,900 A good point there. After all, he was "The Walrus." 87 00:05:43,742 --> 00:05:47,491 I could be "The Walrus." I'd still have to bum rides off of people. 88 00:05:48,289 --> 00:05:50,163 - Adams? - Here. 89 00:05:50,374 --> 00:05:52,083 - Adamley? - Here. 90 00:05:52,335 --> 00:05:54,457 Adamowsky? 91 00:05:54,587 --> 00:05:56,496 - Adamson? - Here. 92 00:05:56,672 --> 00:05:59,377 - Adler? - Here. 93 00:05:59,633 --> 00:06:00,879 Anderson? 94 00:06:01,720 --> 00:06:03,712 - Anderson? - Here. 95 00:06:04,305 --> 00:06:05,716 Bueller? 96 00:06:08,100 --> 00:06:09,346 Bueller? 97 00:06:10,603 --> 00:06:12,014 Bueller? 98 00:06:13,022 --> 00:06:15,560 - Bueller? - He's sick. 99 00:06:16,567 --> 00:06:19,059 My best friend's sister's boyfriend's brother's girlfriend... 100 00:06:19,195 --> 00:06:21,235 heard from this guy who knows this kid, who's going... 101 00:06:21,364 --> 00:06:24,733 with a girl who saw Ferris pass out at Thirty-One Flavors last night. 102 00:06:24,867 --> 00:06:26,741 I guess it's pretty serious. 103 00:06:27,287 --> 00:06:30,122 - Thank you, Simone. - No problem whatsoever. 104 00:06:30,498 --> 00:06:33,784 Frye? Frye? 105 00:06:35,920 --> 00:06:37,414 Frye? 106 00:06:45,638 --> 00:06:46,884 CAMERON: Hello? 107 00:06:47,474 --> 00:06:50,047 FERRIS: Cameron, babe, what's happening? 108 00:06:50,185 --> 00:06:51,348 Very little. 109 00:06:51,853 --> 00:06:55,186 - How do you feel? - Shredded. 110 00:06:55,481 --> 00:06:57,274 Is your mother in the room? 111 00:06:58,484 --> 00:07:01,818 She's in Decatur. Unfortunately, she's not staying. 112 00:07:03,907 --> 00:07:04,938 Where are you? 113 00:07:05,074 --> 00:07:08,195 I'm taking the day off. Now get dressed and come on over. 114 00:07:08,328 --> 00:07:10,285 I can't, stupid, I'm sick. 115 00:07:11,414 --> 00:07:12,446 That's all in your head. 116 00:07:12,582 --> 00:07:13,780 Come on over. 117 00:07:14,084 --> 00:07:17,204 I feel like complete shit, Ferris. I can't go anywhere. 118 00:07:17,379 --> 00:07:21,423 I'm sorry to hear that. Now come on over here and pick me up. 119 00:07:31,726 --> 00:07:33,850 I'm dying. 120 00:07:39,192 --> 00:07:42,692 You're not dying. You just can't think of anything good to do. 121 00:07:46,283 --> 00:07:48,988 If anybody needs a day off, it's Cameron. 122 00:07:49,453 --> 00:07:52,868 He has a lot of things to sort out before he graduates. 123 00:07:53,040 --> 00:07:55,032 He can't be wound up this tight and go to college. 124 00:07:55,167 --> 00:07:56,577 His roommate will kill him. 125 00:07:56,710 --> 00:08:01,419 When Cameron was in Egypt's land 126 00:08:03,175 --> 00:08:07,338 Let my Cameron go 127 00:08:08,222 --> 00:08:10,795 Pardon my French, but Cameron is so tight... 128 00:08:10,974 --> 00:08:13,300 that if you stuck a lump of coal up his ass... 129 00:08:13,477 --> 00:08:15,387 in two weeks you'd have a diamond. 130 00:08:21,569 --> 00:08:22,849 Katie Bueller. 131 00:08:22,987 --> 00:08:25,525 This is Edward R. Rooney, Dean of Students. 132 00:08:25,656 --> 00:08:29,606 Oh, my God. I'm so sorry. 133 00:08:30,244 --> 00:08:32,533 I just completely forgot to call. 134 00:08:32,955 --> 00:08:35,743 Then you are aware that your son is not in school today? 135 00:08:35,875 --> 00:08:38,200 Yes, I am. Ferris is home, sick. 136 00:08:38,336 --> 00:08:39,913 Now, I had a meeting first thing this morning. 137 00:08:40,046 --> 00:08:42,667 I know I should have called, it just completely slipped my mind. 138 00:08:42,798 --> 00:08:44,542 I'm really very sorry. 139 00:08:45,009 --> 00:08:47,250 Are you also aware, Mrs. Bueller, that... 140 00:08:47,386 --> 00:08:50,056 Ferris does not have what we consider to be... 141 00:08:50,181 --> 00:08:52,220 an exemplary attendance record? 142 00:08:52,725 --> 00:08:54,184 I don't understand. 143 00:08:54,310 --> 00:08:57,311 He has missed an unacceptable number of school days. 144 00:08:58,064 --> 00:08:59,440 In the opinion of this educator... 145 00:08:59,565 --> 00:09:02,235 Ferris is not taking his academic growth seriously. 146 00:09:03,527 --> 00:09:06,363 Now, I've spent my morning examining his records. 147 00:09:07,782 --> 00:09:11,032 If Ferris thinks that he can just coast through this month... 148 00:09:11,160 --> 00:09:14,197 and still graduate, he is sorely mistaken. 149 00:09:14,789 --> 00:09:17,577 I have no reservation, whatsoever... 150 00:09:17,792 --> 00:09:20,662 about holding him back another year. 151 00:09:22,339 --> 00:09:25,708 - This is all news to me. - Usually is. 152 00:09:26,592 --> 00:09:30,590 So far this semester he has been absent nine times. 153 00:09:32,181 --> 00:09:35,633 - Nine times? - Nine times. 154 00:09:35,768 --> 00:09:38,176 I don't remember him being sick nine times. 155 00:09:38,313 --> 00:09:42,096 That's probably because he wasn't sick, he was skipping school. 156 00:09:43,360 --> 00:09:45,933 Wake up and smell the coffee, Mrs. Bueller. 157 00:09:46,071 --> 00:09:47,268 It's a fool's paradise. 158 00:09:47,405 --> 00:09:50,442 He is just leading you down the primrose path. 159 00:09:50,617 --> 00:09:51,779 I can't believe it. 160 00:09:51,910 --> 00:09:54,236 I've got it right here in front of me. 161 00:09:54,412 --> 00:09:57,034 He has missed nine days. 162 00:10:05,507 --> 00:10:07,713 I asked for a car, I got a computer. 163 00:10:07,843 --> 00:10:10,381 How's that for being born under a bad sign? 164 00:10:11,304 --> 00:10:12,716 Grace? 165 00:10:16,018 --> 00:10:17,477 Grace! 166 00:10:17,686 --> 00:10:20,770 Look, I can give you every assurance, Mr. Rooney, that Ferris is home... 167 00:10:20,897 --> 00:10:22,309 and he is very ill. 168 00:10:22,524 --> 00:10:24,932 In fact, I debated whether or not I should even leave him. 169 00:10:25,068 --> 00:10:26,183 Grace! 170 00:10:26,320 --> 00:10:29,819 I can appreciate how this time of year children are prone to taking the day off. 171 00:10:29,948 --> 00:10:34,776 However, in Ferris' case, I can assure you, he is truly a very sick boy. 172 00:10:40,292 --> 00:10:41,834 Never had one lesson. 173 00:10:45,214 --> 00:10:46,542 In 1930... 174 00:10:46,674 --> 00:10:49,544 the Republican-controlled House of Representatives... 175 00:10:49,677 --> 00:10:52,463 in an effort to alleviate the effects of the... 176 00:10:52,722 --> 00:10:55,888 Anyone? Anyone? The Great Depression... 177 00:10:56,434 --> 00:11:00,052 passed the... Anyone? Anyone? 178 00:11:00,729 --> 00:11:05,391 The tariff bill, the Hawley-Smoot Tariff Act which... 179 00:11:06,736 --> 00:11:08,645 Anyone? Raised or lowered? 180 00:11:08,904 --> 00:11:10,731 Raised tariffs... 181 00:11:11,073 --> 00:11:14,656 in an effort to collect more revenue for the federal government. 182 00:11:15,244 --> 00:11:18,115 Did it work? Anyone? Anyone know the effects? 183 00:11:18,915 --> 00:11:23,125 It did not work and the United States sank deeper into the Great Depression. 184 00:11:23,502 --> 00:11:25,910 Today, we have a similar debate over this. 185 00:11:26,047 --> 00:11:29,166 Anyone know what this is? Class? Anyone? 186 00:11:29,842 --> 00:11:30,838 Anyone? 187 00:11:30,968 --> 00:11:32,628 Anyone seen this before? 188 00:11:32,845 --> 00:11:35,466 The Laffer Curve. Anyone know what this says? 189 00:11:35,681 --> 00:11:38,220 It says, that at this point on the revenue curve... 190 00:11:40,436 --> 00:11:43,307 you will get exactly the same amount of revenue... 191 00:11:44,190 --> 00:11:45,565 as at this point. 192 00:11:45,691 --> 00:11:47,067 This is very controversial. 193 00:11:47,192 --> 00:11:50,977 Does anyone know what Vice President Bush called this in 1980? 194 00:11:51,322 --> 00:11:52,567 Anyone? 195 00:11:53,366 --> 00:11:55,655 Something "d-o-o" economics. 196 00:11:56,452 --> 00:11:57,911 Voodoo economics. 197 00:12:09,799 --> 00:12:11,128 Jeanie. 198 00:12:11,676 --> 00:12:13,467 I'm really sorry about your brother. 199 00:12:13,594 --> 00:12:16,382 What are you sorry for? I have to live with the trouser snake. 200 00:12:16,514 --> 00:12:18,803 No, I mean, I heard he's really sick. 201 00:12:18,975 --> 00:12:21,051 Whoa. Whoa. Who said he's sick? 202 00:12:21,186 --> 00:12:24,352 A whole bunch of people. They said he's like on the verge of death. 203 00:12:24,481 --> 00:12:26,224 This guy in my biology class... 204 00:12:26,358 --> 00:12:30,569 said that if Ferris dies, he's giving his eyes to Stevie Wonder. 205 00:12:31,321 --> 00:12:33,610 He's such a sweetie. Got to go. 206 00:12:34,783 --> 00:12:36,692 - Hi, Jeanie. - Shut up. 207 00:12:38,161 --> 00:12:41,744 Please, do not yank my cord on this. How desperate is the situation? 208 00:12:41,873 --> 00:12:43,533 Well, did you see Alien? 209 00:12:44,334 --> 00:12:46,907 When that creature was in that guy's stomach? 210 00:12:48,296 --> 00:12:50,289 It kind of feels like that. 211 00:12:50,674 --> 00:12:51,788 Freshmen. 212 00:12:51,925 --> 00:12:53,123 Goddamn, are you kidding? 213 00:12:53,260 --> 00:12:55,632 No, of course I'm not kidding. Do I sound like I'm kidding? 214 00:12:56,930 --> 00:12:58,009 Who's he talking to? 215 00:12:58,140 --> 00:12:59,303 Ferris Bueller, do you know him? 216 00:12:59,432 --> 00:13:01,093 Yeah. He's getting me out of summer school. 217 00:13:01,226 --> 00:13:03,219 We appreciate you letting us know how you're doing. 218 00:13:03,353 --> 00:13:04,977 We've got to buzz. Keep a good thought, dude. 219 00:13:05,105 --> 00:13:06,136 Thanks. 220 00:13:07,357 --> 00:13:09,231 Shit. I hope he doesn't die. 221 00:13:09,401 --> 00:13:10,978 I can't handle summer school. 222 00:13:11,111 --> 00:13:14,527 - Wait a minute, give me somebody else. - Yeah, sure, hold on. 223 00:13:16,116 --> 00:13:18,607 - You see Alien? - Yeah, why? 224 00:13:21,371 --> 00:13:23,364 - Hello? - Hi. 225 00:13:23,707 --> 00:13:25,415 Hi, Ferris, how's your bod? 226 00:13:26,669 --> 00:13:28,827 Oh, my God, you're dying? 227 00:13:33,342 --> 00:13:36,011 - Is it serious? - I don't know. I hope not. 228 00:13:37,137 --> 00:13:40,222 - Think I may need a kidney transplant. - Shit. 229 00:13:41,475 --> 00:13:44,678 - Are you upset? - Excuse me. 230 00:13:45,146 --> 00:13:48,147 - Think you'll be alive this weekend? - Yeah, I'd say I will. 231 00:13:48,273 --> 00:13:50,266 Great. Maybe I'll see you. Bye. 232 00:14:05,416 --> 00:14:10,124 I don't trust this kid any further than I can throw him. 233 00:14:10,838 --> 00:14:14,124 Well, with your bad knee, Ed, you shouldn't throw anybody. 234 00:14:16,427 --> 00:14:17,589 It's true. 235 00:14:18,262 --> 00:14:21,216 What is so dangerous about a character like Ferris Bueller is... 236 00:14:21,349 --> 00:14:23,388 he gives good kids bad ideas. 237 00:14:23,517 --> 00:14:24,513 Uh-huh. 238 00:14:24,643 --> 00:14:26,387 The last thing I need at this point in my career is... 239 00:14:26,520 --> 00:14:30,055 1,500 Ferris Bueller disciples running around these halls. 240 00:14:30,900 --> 00:14:34,600 He jeopardises my ability to effectively govern this student body. 241 00:14:35,071 --> 00:14:38,156 Well, makes you look like an ass is what he does, Ed. 242 00:14:39,284 --> 00:14:41,608 Thank you, Grace. I think you're wrong. 243 00:14:41,744 --> 00:14:43,654 Well, he's very popular, Ed. 244 00:14:44,163 --> 00:14:47,034 The sportos and motor heads, geeks, sluts... 245 00:14:47,291 --> 00:14:50,541 bloods, wasteoids, dweebies, dickheads... 246 00:14:50,670 --> 00:14:52,081 they all adore him. 247 00:14:52,213 --> 00:14:54,336 They think he's a righteous dude. 248 00:14:56,425 --> 00:14:59,095 That is why I have got to catch him this time. 249 00:14:59,262 --> 00:15:01,800 To show these kids that the example he sets... 250 00:15:01,931 --> 00:15:04,173 is a first-class ticket to nowhere. 251 00:15:05,309 --> 00:15:06,424 Ed. 252 00:15:06,978 --> 00:15:09,350 You sounded like Dirty Harry just then. 253 00:15:09,522 --> 00:15:10,601 Really? 254 00:15:10,732 --> 00:15:11,728 Uh-huh. 255 00:15:17,155 --> 00:15:18,436 Thanks, Grace. 256 00:15:19,157 --> 00:15:20,900 I'm serious, man, this is ridiculous. 257 00:15:21,034 --> 00:15:22,777 Making me wait around the house for you. 258 00:15:22,911 --> 00:15:24,570 Why can't you let me rot in peace? 259 00:15:24,704 --> 00:15:26,911 Cameron, this is my ninth sick day. 260 00:15:27,040 --> 00:15:28,997 If I get caught, I won't graduate. 261 00:15:29,125 --> 00:15:31,912 I'm not doing this for me, I'm doing it for you. 262 00:15:32,087 --> 00:15:34,625 - Do you know what my diastolic is? - Be a man. 263 00:15:34,756 --> 00:15:37,710 Take some Pepto-Bismol, get dressed, and come on over here. 264 00:15:37,842 --> 00:15:40,168 - I'm tired of this stuff. - Shut up. 265 00:15:41,430 --> 00:15:44,265 Hold your water for a second, I got another call. 266 00:15:45,767 --> 00:15:47,725 FERRIS: Hello? TOM: Ferris? 267 00:15:47,852 --> 00:15:49,015 Hi. 268 00:15:49,354 --> 00:15:50,812 You sound terrible. 269 00:15:51,440 --> 00:15:53,895 Really? Darn. I thought I was improving. 270 00:15:54,026 --> 00:15:55,401 Were you sleeping? 271 00:15:55,527 --> 00:15:58,101 Dad, can you hang on for a second? 272 00:15:58,531 --> 00:16:00,689 - Sure, pal. - Hang on. 273 00:16:01,075 --> 00:16:03,743 - Cameron, it's my dad. - Great. 274 00:16:04,370 --> 00:16:05,365 Keep me out of it. 275 00:16:05,496 --> 00:16:09,410 If you're not over here in 15 minutes, you can find a new best friend. 276 00:16:09,875 --> 00:16:12,545 You've been saying that since the fifth grade. 277 00:16:13,962 --> 00:16:15,670 - Dad? - Yeah? 278 00:16:15,798 --> 00:16:18,584 All this talking has made me kind of light-headed. 279 00:16:18,967 --> 00:16:20,841 I think I ought to lie down. 280 00:16:21,136 --> 00:16:24,469 Take a hot bath and then wrap a hot towel around your head. 281 00:16:24,765 --> 00:16:27,552 - Wrap a hot towel around my head? - And then... 282 00:16:28,060 --> 00:16:30,895 make yourself some soup. Get a nap. Okay? 283 00:16:31,021 --> 00:16:32,136 Okay. 284 00:16:32,272 --> 00:16:33,731 - Hey, Ferris? - Yeah? 285 00:16:33,857 --> 00:16:35,850 - Love you, pal. - I love you, too. 286 00:16:39,947 --> 00:16:42,154 I'm so disappointed in Cameron. 287 00:16:42,408 --> 00:16:45,859 $20 says he's sitting in his car, debating about whether or not he should go out. 288 00:16:49,957 --> 00:16:51,499 He'll keep calling me. 289 00:16:51,917 --> 00:16:53,910 He'll keep calling me until I come over. 290 00:16:54,045 --> 00:16:55,872 He'll make me feel guilty. 291 00:16:57,089 --> 00:16:58,203 This... 292 00:16:58,340 --> 00:17:02,670 This is ridiculous. Okay, I'll go, I'll go, I'll go. 293 00:17:02,803 --> 00:17:04,049 Shit. 294 00:17:09,936 --> 00:17:12,011 Goddamn it! 295 00:17:21,906 --> 00:17:23,732 Forget it. That's it. 296 00:17:27,161 --> 00:17:28,406 I'm not going. 297 00:17:44,220 --> 00:17:45,548 In... 298 00:17:47,557 --> 00:17:50,511 what way... 299 00:17:52,812 --> 00:17:55,517 does the author's use... 300 00:17:55,982 --> 00:17:58,438 of the prison... 301 00:18:02,363 --> 00:18:04,273 symbolise... 302 00:18:13,959 --> 00:18:17,162 the protagonist's struggle? And... 303 00:18:17,837 --> 00:18:19,546 how does this relate... 304 00:18:20,048 --> 00:18:23,168 to our discussion of the uses of irony? 305 00:18:25,846 --> 00:18:28,846 FLORENCE: Mr. Knowlan, may I interrupt, please? 306 00:18:35,481 --> 00:18:37,140 Sloane Peterson? 307 00:18:38,525 --> 00:18:40,648 May I have a word with you, dear? 308 00:18:42,320 --> 00:18:47,066 My dear, I'm afraid that I'm the bearer of bad tidings. 309 00:18:47,784 --> 00:18:49,493 Your father called. 310 00:18:50,913 --> 00:18:52,988 Your grandmother has just passed. 311 00:18:55,208 --> 00:18:59,159 - No. - Oh, darling. Oh, honey. 312 00:19:01,506 --> 00:19:03,250 Dead grandmother? 313 00:19:03,550 --> 00:19:05,792 Yes, that's what Mr. Peterson said. 314 00:19:06,261 --> 00:19:10,045 I had Florence Sparrow notify Sloane. Poor little lamb. 315 00:19:10,891 --> 00:19:12,848 Who's this girl going out with? 316 00:19:13,227 --> 00:19:15,350 It's so hard to tell these days. 317 00:19:15,771 --> 00:19:18,772 I do see her with Ferris Bueller quite a little bit. 318 00:19:20,692 --> 00:19:23,528 Would you get me Mr. Peterson's daytime number, please? 319 00:19:23,653 --> 00:19:24,982 Surely. 320 00:19:27,491 --> 00:19:30,361 - Ed Rooney's office. - This is George Peterson. 321 00:19:32,037 --> 00:19:33,317 Please hold. 322 00:19:33,455 --> 00:19:35,662 What do you know? It's Mr. Peterson. 323 00:19:37,376 --> 00:19:39,452 You still want his daytime number? 324 00:19:44,466 --> 00:19:47,800 - Ed Rooney. - Ed. This is George Peterson. 325 00:19:48,512 --> 00:19:49,923 How are you today, sir? 326 00:19:50,055 --> 00:19:53,638 We've had a bit of bad luck this morning, as you may have heard. 327 00:19:53,893 --> 00:19:57,012 Yeah, I heard, and I'm all broken up. 328 00:19:57,146 --> 00:20:00,680 - Boy, what a blow. - Yeah. Yeah. 329 00:20:00,858 --> 00:20:02,934 Well, it's been a tough morning, and... 330 00:20:03,069 --> 00:20:06,023 we've got a lot of family business to take care of. So... 331 00:20:06,155 --> 00:20:09,571 if you wouldn't mind excusing Sloane, I'd appreciate it. 332 00:20:10,243 --> 00:20:12,070 Sure, I'd be happy to. 333 00:20:12,202 --> 00:20:15,536 Yeah, you just produce a corpse, and... 334 00:20:15,915 --> 00:20:17,373 I'll release Sloane. 335 00:20:17,833 --> 00:20:20,704 I want to see this dead grandmother, firsthand. 336 00:20:20,837 --> 00:20:22,035 Ed? 337 00:20:22,171 --> 00:20:25,172 It's all right, Grace. It's Ferris Bueller, the little twerp. 338 00:20:25,299 --> 00:20:28,384 I'm going to set the trap and let him fall right into it. 339 00:20:29,345 --> 00:20:33,390 Ed, I'm sorry, did you say you wanted to see a body? 340 00:20:33,766 --> 00:20:35,427 Yeah, that's right. 341 00:20:35,560 --> 00:20:39,557 Just roll her old bones on over here, and I'll dig up your daughter. 342 00:20:39,689 --> 00:20:41,396 - You know, that's school policy. - Oh? 343 00:20:42,650 --> 00:20:45,141 - Was this your mother? - No, my wife's mother. 344 00:20:47,906 --> 00:20:49,281 Ed Rooney's office. 345 00:20:49,407 --> 00:20:52,491 Hi, this is Ferris Bueller, can I speak to Mr. Rooney, please? 346 00:20:52,618 --> 00:20:53,733 Thank you. 347 00:20:56,622 --> 00:20:57,821 Hold. 348 00:20:59,709 --> 00:21:01,452 Tell you what, dip-shit... 349 00:21:01,836 --> 00:21:05,121 you don't like my policies you can just come on down here, and... 350 00:21:05,256 --> 00:21:07,926 smooch my big old white butt. 351 00:21:08,301 --> 00:21:11,338 - Ed. - Pucker up, buttercup. What? 352 00:21:11,722 --> 00:21:13,630 Ferris Bueller's on line two. 353 00:21:24,859 --> 00:21:26,318 Hey, Mr. Rooney, how you doing? 354 00:21:26,445 --> 00:21:29,943 Listen, I'm sorry to disturb you at work, but I'm not feeling very well today... 355 00:21:30,073 --> 00:21:33,193 and I was wondering if it might be possible for my sister to bring home... 356 00:21:33,326 --> 00:21:36,197 any assignments from my classes that I might need. 357 00:21:36,329 --> 00:21:37,740 Have a nice day. 358 00:21:52,512 --> 00:21:53,675 Mr. Peterson? 359 00:21:55,432 --> 00:21:58,053 I think I owe you an apology, sir. 360 00:21:58,185 --> 00:22:00,854 - Well, I should say you do. - I... 361 00:22:01,354 --> 00:22:02,635 I, I, I... 362 00:22:02,773 --> 00:22:05,560 Well, I think you should be sorry, for Christ's sake. 363 00:22:05,693 --> 00:22:07,352 A family member dies... 364 00:22:07,486 --> 00:22:11,020 and you insult me. What the hell is the matter with you anyway? 365 00:22:11,823 --> 00:22:13,282 Well... 366 00:22:13,409 --> 00:22:14,819 I really don't know, sir. 367 00:22:14,952 --> 00:22:16,743 I mean, I didn't think I was talking to you. 368 00:22:16,871 --> 00:22:18,199 I thought I was talking to somebody else. 369 00:22:18,331 --> 00:22:21,664 You know, sir, that I would never deliberately insult you like that. I... 370 00:22:21,792 --> 00:22:25,161 I can't begin to tell you how embarrassed I am. 371 00:22:25,713 --> 00:22:27,669 - What? - Pardon my French... 372 00:22:27,798 --> 00:22:29,126 but you're an asshole. 373 00:22:29,258 --> 00:22:31,333 - What do you want? - Asshole. 374 00:22:31,468 --> 00:22:34,671 Absolutely right, sir. You've hit the nail right on the head. 375 00:22:34,805 --> 00:22:36,347 Find out where she is. 376 00:22:36,474 --> 00:22:39,012 This isn't over yet, buster. Do you read me? 377 00:22:39,184 --> 00:22:41,224 Loud and clear, Mr. Peterson. 378 00:22:41,353 --> 00:22:43,430 Call me "sir," goddamn it! 379 00:22:43,564 --> 00:22:46,482 - Yes, sir, yes, sir. - That's better. 380 00:22:48,110 --> 00:22:50,518 And you just mind your p's and q's, buster. 381 00:22:50,654 --> 00:22:52,943 And remember who you're dealing with. 382 00:22:53,741 --> 00:22:55,734 Bueller, Ferris Bueller. 383 00:22:57,745 --> 00:23:00,699 Now, I'm a little scared 'cause what if he recognises my voice? 384 00:23:00,832 --> 00:23:03,749 - Impossible. You're doing great. - Yeah? 385 00:23:06,879 --> 00:23:09,251 She's in... Wait. 386 00:23:11,259 --> 00:23:12,338 Rooney! 387 00:23:14,762 --> 00:23:16,471 Rooney, calm down! 388 00:23:16,597 --> 00:23:17,842 Just a moment. 389 00:23:18,849 --> 00:23:20,558 Ed! Get in here! 390 00:23:22,270 --> 00:23:24,595 Just a little office difficulty, sir. 391 00:23:24,730 --> 00:23:26,273 Rooney, I don't have all day to bark at you. 392 00:23:26,399 --> 00:23:28,890 So I'm going to make this short and sweet. 393 00:23:29,027 --> 00:23:30,521 It's great. Perfect. I love it. 394 00:23:30,653 --> 00:23:35,030 I want my daughter out in front of the school in 10 minutes by herself. 395 00:23:35,241 --> 00:23:36,901 I don't want anybody... What? 396 00:23:37,035 --> 00:23:38,695 It's too suspicious. He'll think something's up. 397 00:23:38,828 --> 00:23:39,991 - Cover it. - You. 398 00:23:40,121 --> 00:23:41,201 - Talk. - You. 399 00:23:41,330 --> 00:23:42,529 - Talk. - Come on. 400 00:23:43,541 --> 00:23:44,917 Talk. No. 401 00:23:45,377 --> 00:23:47,416 Rooney! Rooney. 402 00:23:47,546 --> 00:23:48,743 Yes, yes. 403 00:23:48,880 --> 00:23:51,585 Listen here, pay attention. I changed my mind. 404 00:23:52,258 --> 00:23:54,085 I want you out in front of the school with her. 405 00:23:54,219 --> 00:23:56,888 I'd like to have a few words with you, by God. 406 00:23:58,598 --> 00:24:00,924 On second thought, we don't have time to talk right now. 407 00:24:01,059 --> 00:24:03,680 We'll get together soon and we'll have lunch. 408 00:24:04,479 --> 00:24:06,518 What the hell is wrong with you? 409 00:24:07,524 --> 00:24:08,899 Wait. 410 00:24:09,026 --> 00:24:10,354 - Where's your brain? - Why'd you kick me? 411 00:24:10,485 --> 00:24:11,944 - Where's your brain? - Why'd you kick me? 412 00:24:12,070 --> 00:24:14,395 - Where's your brain? - I asked you first. 413 00:24:15,324 --> 00:24:18,407 How can we pick up Sloane if Rooney is there with her? 414 00:24:20,662 --> 00:24:23,663 I said for her to be there alone and you freaked. 415 00:24:27,627 --> 00:24:30,831 Now, I didn't... I didn't hit you. I lightly slapped you. 416 00:24:30,964 --> 00:24:32,756 You hit me. 417 00:24:36,011 --> 00:24:38,585 Look, don't ask me to participate in your stupid crap... 418 00:24:38,722 --> 00:24:40,798 if you don't like the way I do it. 419 00:24:42,559 --> 00:24:45,476 You make me get out of bed. You make me come over here. 420 00:24:45,604 --> 00:24:48,605 You make me make a phoney phone call to Edward Rooney? 421 00:24:50,567 --> 00:24:53,818 The man could squash my nuts into oblivion, and then... 422 00:24:54,071 --> 00:24:56,313 and then, you deliberately hurt my feelings. 423 00:24:56,449 --> 00:24:59,615 No, I did not deliberately... I didn't deliberately hurt your feelings. 424 00:24:59,744 --> 00:25:02,151 - Really? - Really, no. No, I didn't. 425 00:25:05,291 --> 00:25:06,488 What are you doing? 426 00:25:06,625 --> 00:25:08,250 See you later, pal, I'm going home. 427 00:25:08,377 --> 00:25:11,331 - No, no, come on, don't do that. - Have a nice life. 428 00:25:11,671 --> 00:25:14,459 Cameron, wait a minute. Cameron, come back. 429 00:25:14,592 --> 00:25:18,541 I didn't mean to lose my temper. I'm sorry. It was uncalled for. 430 00:25:20,014 --> 00:25:22,053 - You serious? - Yeah. 431 00:25:29,898 --> 00:25:31,179 Here you go. 432 00:25:33,569 --> 00:25:34,767 Thank you. 433 00:25:36,947 --> 00:25:39,189 You did screw-up though, right? 434 00:25:42,411 --> 00:25:45,365 I mean, not that it was completely your fault. 435 00:25:46,416 --> 00:25:48,871 - Why? - Well... 436 00:25:50,002 --> 00:25:51,960 to fix the situation... 437 00:25:52,338 --> 00:25:54,876 I'm going to have to ask you for a small favour. 438 00:26:12,108 --> 00:26:16,604 The 1961 Ferrari 250 GT California. 439 00:26:20,658 --> 00:26:22,734 Less than 100 were made. 440 00:26:23,745 --> 00:26:26,415 My father spent three years restoring this car. 441 00:26:27,832 --> 00:26:30,703 It is his love, it is his passion... 442 00:26:31,085 --> 00:26:34,039 It is his fault he didn't lock the garage. 443 00:26:36,299 --> 00:26:38,422 Ferris, what are you talking about? 444 00:26:42,305 --> 00:26:45,140 Ferris, my father loves this car more than life itself. 445 00:26:45,267 --> 00:26:49,728 A man with priorities so far out of whack doesn't deserve such a fine automobile. 446 00:26:51,981 --> 00:26:53,606 No. No. 447 00:26:54,860 --> 00:26:57,646 - Apparently you don't understand. - Wow. 448 00:26:57,779 --> 00:26:59,902 Ferris, he never drives it. 449 00:27:00,449 --> 00:27:02,405 He just rubs it with a diaper. 450 00:27:04,119 --> 00:27:07,453 Hey, remember how insane he went when I broke my retainer? 451 00:27:09,040 --> 00:27:12,575 Come on, that was a little piece of plastic, this is a Ferrari. 452 00:27:16,131 --> 00:27:19,749 Cameron, I'm sorry, but we can't pick up Sloane in your car. 453 00:27:19,885 --> 00:27:23,800 Mr. Rooney would never believe Mr. Peterson drives that piece of shit. 454 00:27:24,848 --> 00:27:27,719 - It's not a piece of shit. - It is a piece of shit. 455 00:27:28,185 --> 00:27:31,968 Don't worry about it, I don't even have a piece of shit, I have to envy yours. 456 00:27:32,105 --> 00:27:33,351 Thanks. 457 00:27:34,983 --> 00:27:38,815 Look, I'm sorry, there's nothing else we can do. 458 00:27:50,666 --> 00:27:53,999 - He knows the mileage, Ferris. - He doesn't trust you? 459 00:27:54,294 --> 00:27:57,959 - Never has, never will. - Look, this is real simple. 460 00:27:58,090 --> 00:28:01,293 Whatever miles we put on, we'll take off. 461 00:28:01,427 --> 00:28:03,834 - How? - We'll drive home backwards. 462 00:28:05,097 --> 00:28:07,303 No. No! 463 00:28:07,433 --> 00:28:10,552 Ferris, forget it. You're just going to have to think of something else. 464 00:28:10,686 --> 00:28:12,346 I'm putting my foot down. 465 00:28:12,938 --> 00:28:15,975 How about we rent a nice Cadillac? My treat. 466 00:28:17,901 --> 00:28:19,444 We could call a limo! 467 00:28:20,780 --> 00:28:23,484 A nice stretch job with a TV and a bar. 468 00:28:23,741 --> 00:28:24,939 How about that? 469 00:28:28,746 --> 00:28:30,371 Come on, live a little. 470 00:28:34,585 --> 00:28:38,285 Once again, let me tell you how deeply saddened I am by your loss. I... 471 00:28:38,422 --> 00:28:40,332 I had a grandmother, once. 472 00:28:42,301 --> 00:28:43,760 Two, actually. 473 00:28:43,886 --> 00:28:46,009 TEACHER: Deficits. Who will have to pay that eventually? 474 00:28:46,138 --> 00:28:47,301 Anyone? Anyone know? 475 00:28:47,765 --> 00:28:50,719 "Man that is born of woman hath but a short time to live 476 00:28:50,851 --> 00:28:52,393 "and is full of misery 477 00:28:52,854 --> 00:28:55,974 "He cometh up and is cut down like a flow'r 478 00:28:56,649 --> 00:28:58,808 "He flee'th as if it were a shadow 479 00:28:58,944 --> 00:29:01,944 "and never continueth in one stay" 480 00:29:04,615 --> 00:29:06,109 Oh, dear. 481 00:29:10,789 --> 00:29:12,662 Between grief and nothing... 482 00:29:13,708 --> 00:29:15,036 I'll take grief. 483 00:29:17,211 --> 00:29:18,374 Great. 484 00:29:27,471 --> 00:29:28,931 Oh, Sloane, dear. 485 00:29:29,390 --> 00:29:31,217 Hurry along now. 486 00:29:33,561 --> 00:29:35,353 I guess that's my dad. 487 00:29:35,730 --> 00:29:37,355 - Yeah. - Got to go. 488 00:29:40,694 --> 00:29:42,104 Mr. Rooney... 489 00:29:43,322 --> 00:29:48,030 - Ed, you're a beautiful man. - Thank you. 490 00:29:49,828 --> 00:29:52,782 I want to thank you for your warmth and compassion. 491 00:29:54,416 --> 00:29:57,333 TEACHER: Higher "what" rates? Anyone? 492 00:29:57,460 --> 00:30:02,123 Higher marginal rates on your taxes. Any questions so far? 493 00:30:02,382 --> 00:30:03,461 Shit. 494 00:30:06,178 --> 00:30:08,633 - Hi. - Do you have a kiss for Daddy? 495 00:30:08,764 --> 00:30:10,139 Are you kidding? 496 00:30:21,110 --> 00:30:23,778 So, that's how it is in their family. 497 00:30:28,658 --> 00:30:32,739 - Hi, Cameron. You comfortable? - Hi, Sloane. No. 498 00:30:36,166 --> 00:30:37,661 What are we going to do? 499 00:30:38,001 --> 00:30:40,327 The question isn't: What are we going to do? 500 00:30:40,462 --> 00:30:42,289 The question is: What aren't we going to do? 501 00:30:42,422 --> 00:30:44,130 Don't say we're not going to take the car home. 502 00:30:44,258 --> 00:30:46,416 Please don't say we're not going to take the car home. 503 00:30:46,552 --> 00:30:48,509 If you had access to a car like this... 504 00:30:48,637 --> 00:30:50,760 would you take it back right away? 505 00:30:51,724 --> 00:30:53,218 Neither would I. 506 00:31:24,674 --> 00:31:26,713 Hey, Ferris, don't go so fast! 507 00:31:26,842 --> 00:31:29,927 - Red line, red line, red line. - Ferris, get out! 508 00:32:28,613 --> 00:32:29,776 Thank you. 509 00:32:29,906 --> 00:32:30,937 Save Ferris. 510 00:32:31,074 --> 00:32:32,354 God loves you, you're very generous. 511 00:32:32,492 --> 00:32:34,116 Save Ferris, save Ferris. 512 00:32:34,244 --> 00:32:36,996 Save Ferris Bueller. Save Ferris. 513 00:32:37,455 --> 00:32:39,080 - Save Ferris? - What? 514 00:32:39,749 --> 00:32:43,118 Well, see, we're collecting money to buy Ferris Bueller a new kidney... 515 00:32:43,253 --> 00:32:45,460 and they run about $50,000, so if you could help out... 516 00:32:45,588 --> 00:32:48,293 - Go piss up a flagpole. - I'm sorry? 517 00:32:48,842 --> 00:32:50,384 - You should be. - Hey... 518 00:32:50,510 --> 00:32:52,088 Hey! Hey... 519 00:32:52,220 --> 00:32:53,465 What if you need a favour someday... 520 00:32:53,597 --> 00:32:55,471 from Ferris Bueller? Then where will you be, huh? 521 00:32:55,598 --> 00:32:57,093 You heartless wench. 522 00:32:57,309 --> 00:32:59,100 Peterson home on line one. 523 00:32:59,978 --> 00:33:03,976 - And watch your mouth this time. - Go soak your head. 524 00:33:06,193 --> 00:33:08,435 SLOANE: We can't come to the phone right now. 525 00:33:09,196 --> 00:33:12,814 We've had a death in the family. 526 00:33:13,075 --> 00:33:14,320 Grace... 527 00:33:14,534 --> 00:33:17,322 Ferris Bueller's behind this. There is no doubt in my mind. 528 00:33:17,454 --> 00:33:20,123 And now he's got Sloane Peterson involved in this thing. 529 00:33:20,249 --> 00:33:21,992 Her grandmother, too. 530 00:33:23,627 --> 00:33:24,907 You pinhead. 531 00:33:25,045 --> 00:33:28,295 If you need to reach us we'll be at the following number. 532 00:33:34,596 --> 00:33:36,174 Okay. 533 00:33:36,306 --> 00:33:39,675 I did not achieve this position in life by having some snot-nosed punk... 534 00:33:39,810 --> 00:33:41,601 leave my cheese out in the wind. 535 00:33:41,729 --> 00:33:44,350 FERRIS: You have reached the Coughlin Brothers Mortuary. 536 00:33:44,481 --> 00:33:47,233 We are deeply sorry we are unable to come to the phone right now... 537 00:33:47,359 --> 00:33:49,019 but if you leave your name and number... 538 00:33:49,153 --> 00:33:52,189 we'll get back to you as soon as is humanly possible. 539 00:33:56,535 --> 00:33:58,611 Something's going on, goddamn it. 540 00:34:00,122 --> 00:34:02,080 And I'm going to find out what it is. 541 00:34:02,207 --> 00:34:06,419 I'm going to catch this kid and I'm going to put one hell of a dent in his future. 542 00:34:07,004 --> 00:34:11,216 Fifteen years from now when he looks back on the ruin his life's become... 543 00:34:11,342 --> 00:34:13,667 he is going to remember Edward Rooney. 544 00:34:35,450 --> 00:34:37,573 - Wrong. - What? 545 00:34:38,077 --> 00:34:39,536 Not here. 546 00:34:40,496 --> 00:34:42,370 We're not leaving the car here. 547 00:34:42,499 --> 00:34:44,372 - Why not? - Because we're not. 548 00:34:44,500 --> 00:34:46,540 I want the car back home where it belongs, right now. 549 00:34:46,669 --> 00:34:47,665 Come on, let's go. 550 00:34:47,795 --> 00:34:50,832 Cameron, what's going to happen to it? It's in a garage. 551 00:34:51,048 --> 00:34:54,215 It could get wrecked, stolen, scratched... 552 00:34:54,928 --> 00:34:57,597 breathed on wrong, a pigeon could shit on it. Who knows? 553 00:34:57,722 --> 00:34:59,762 Listen, will you calm down, please? 554 00:34:59,891 --> 00:35:02,216 I'm going to give the guy $5 to watch it. 555 00:35:02,352 --> 00:35:03,680 What guy? 556 00:35:10,818 --> 00:35:12,396 Hey, how you doing? 557 00:35:13,446 --> 00:35:14,989 Do you speak English? 558 00:35:16,616 --> 00:35:19,189 What country do you think this is? 559 00:35:20,870 --> 00:35:21,950 Okay. Listen... 560 00:35:22,080 --> 00:35:25,781 I want you to take extra special care of this vehicle. Okay? 561 00:35:25,917 --> 00:35:27,577 - Hey, no problem. - Great. 562 00:35:27,752 --> 00:35:29,081 Trust me. 563 00:35:30,255 --> 00:35:32,414 - Sir? - Come on. 564 00:35:33,049 --> 00:35:34,248 Come. 565 00:35:45,103 --> 00:35:46,561 Relax. 566 00:35:52,611 --> 00:35:57,273 You fellows have nothing to worry about. I'm a professional. 567 00:35:58,200 --> 00:35:59,575 Professional what? 568 00:36:10,129 --> 00:36:12,798 See what a finski can do to a guy's attitude? 569 00:36:13,382 --> 00:36:14,924 Cameron, come on. 570 00:36:16,009 --> 00:36:17,717 Come on, come on. 571 00:36:28,689 --> 00:36:30,100 Paper? 572 00:36:32,359 --> 00:36:34,648 Hey, look at that. 573 00:36:44,037 --> 00:36:45,366 Go! Go! 574 00:37:32,836 --> 00:37:34,497 Bless his little heart. 575 00:37:46,267 --> 00:37:48,058 Nine times. 576 00:38:33,315 --> 00:38:35,984 - Ferris, you think the car's all right? - Sure. 577 00:38:36,234 --> 00:38:37,943 This is the world's tallest building. 578 00:38:38,069 --> 00:38:40,442 Ferris, I don't feel too good. Can we leave soon? 579 00:38:40,571 --> 00:38:43,193 1,353 feet up in the air... 580 00:38:43,325 --> 00:38:45,116 Here, climb up on this. 581 00:38:47,829 --> 00:38:49,240 Come on, everybody. 582 00:38:49,665 --> 00:38:50,827 Cameron. 583 00:38:52,209 --> 00:38:53,537 Okay, now... 584 00:38:54,002 --> 00:38:56,458 lean forward against the glass like this. 585 00:38:59,675 --> 00:39:00,838 Oh, my God. 586 00:39:00,967 --> 00:39:02,296 Isn't that great? 587 00:39:03,762 --> 00:39:06,217 The city looks so peaceful from up here. 588 00:39:06,682 --> 00:39:10,300 Anything is peaceful from 1,353 feet. 589 00:39:11,645 --> 00:39:13,389 I think I see my dad. 590 00:39:15,732 --> 00:39:17,606 We got a lot to do, let's go. 591 00:39:17,984 --> 00:39:19,479 Shit. 592 00:39:21,029 --> 00:39:23,567 The son of a bitch is down there somewhere. 593 00:39:44,887 --> 00:39:48,090 - You want to get married? - Sure. 594 00:39:48,766 --> 00:39:50,426 Today? 595 00:39:51,727 --> 00:39:53,103 I'm serious. 596 00:39:53,729 --> 00:39:57,514 - I'm not getting married. - Why not? 597 00:39:57,900 --> 00:40:00,474 What do you mean, "Why not?" Think about it. 598 00:40:00,736 --> 00:40:03,025 Well, no, besides being too young... 599 00:40:03,155 --> 00:40:04,864 having no place to live... 600 00:40:05,407 --> 00:40:09,192 you feeling a little awkward about being the only cheerleader with a husband... 601 00:40:09,329 --> 00:40:11,238 give me one good reason why not. 602 00:40:11,372 --> 00:40:14,955 I'll give you two good reasons why not: my mother and my father. 603 00:40:16,585 --> 00:40:17,914 They're married and they hate each other. 604 00:40:18,045 --> 00:40:19,374 You've seen them. Am I right? 605 00:40:19,505 --> 00:40:22,043 - So what? - Well, it's like that car. 606 00:40:22,175 --> 00:40:25,129 He loves the car. He hates his wife. 607 00:40:33,603 --> 00:40:34,765 Thank you. 608 00:40:50,370 --> 00:40:52,741 CAMERON: Can we please get the hell out of here? 609 00:40:53,581 --> 00:40:55,539 This place gives me the creeps. 610 00:40:57,210 --> 00:40:59,783 Why didn't you tell me we were coming to a... 611 00:41:01,672 --> 00:41:05,006 - Hello, may I help you? - You can sure as hell try. 612 00:41:05,135 --> 00:41:06,760 Hi. I'm Abe Froman. 613 00:41:07,012 --> 00:41:08,719 Party of three for 12:00. 614 00:41:12,976 --> 00:41:14,220 Is there a problem? 615 00:41:14,352 --> 00:41:17,472 - You are Abe Froman? - That's right. I'm Abe Froman. 616 00:41:17,647 --> 00:41:19,605 The sausage king of Chicago? 617 00:41:21,735 --> 00:41:23,775 Yeah. That's me. 618 00:41:23,987 --> 00:41:25,102 Listen, young man... 619 00:41:25,239 --> 00:41:27,065 entre nous, I'm very busy here. 620 00:41:27,198 --> 00:41:30,449 Why don't you take the kids and go back to the clubhouse? 621 00:41:32,537 --> 00:41:35,028 Are you suggesting that I'm not who I say I am? 622 00:41:35,165 --> 00:41:38,166 I'm suggesting that you leave before I have to get snooty. 623 00:41:38,293 --> 00:41:39,835 - Snooty? - Snotty. 624 00:41:39,962 --> 00:41:42,832 - Snotty? - Okay, Abe, let's go. 625 00:41:43,048 --> 00:41:46,463 No, I'm not going anywhere. No, we'd like to be seated. 626 00:41:46,593 --> 00:41:49,131 Listen, young man, either you take the field trip outside... 627 00:41:49,263 --> 00:41:51,836 or I'm going to have to call the police. 628 00:41:51,973 --> 00:41:53,136 The... 629 00:41:53,267 --> 00:41:55,639 - You're going to call the police on me? - Yes. 630 00:41:55,769 --> 00:41:58,686 Fine. As a matter of fact, I'll call them myself. 631 00:41:58,814 --> 00:42:02,646 Yes. Call the police. 632 00:42:03,778 --> 00:42:05,401 This'll be a hoot. 633 00:42:11,577 --> 00:42:13,486 Here, give me the phone. I have another call. 634 00:42:13,620 --> 00:42:15,530 - No. - I've had enough of this horsing around. 635 00:42:15,664 --> 00:42:18,700 - Give me the phone back. - You touch me, I yell, "Rat." 636 00:42:18,834 --> 00:42:20,910 There's another phone around here somewhere. Find it. 637 00:42:21,045 --> 00:42:22,670 Wonderful. 638 00:42:24,507 --> 00:42:26,334 I weep for the future. 639 00:42:30,429 --> 00:42:32,837 Okay, Ferris, can we just let it go, please? 640 00:42:32,974 --> 00:42:36,389 Ferris, please. You've gone too far. You're going to get busted. 641 00:42:38,980 --> 00:42:40,687 A: You can never go too far. 642 00:42:40,815 --> 00:42:44,516 B: If I'm going to get busted, it is not going to be by a guy like that. 643 00:42:44,652 --> 00:42:46,810 Come on, "Abe." 644 00:42:47,363 --> 00:42:48,857 Ask for Abe Froman. 645 00:42:48,989 --> 00:42:52,193 MAITRE'D: Chez Quis, bonjour. SLOANE: May I speak to Abe Froman... 646 00:42:53,160 --> 00:42:56,576 - the sausage king of Chicago? - Abe Froman? 647 00:42:57,248 --> 00:42:59,490 Let me check the restaurant. 648 00:42:59,625 --> 00:43:01,950 Could you describe him for me, please? 649 00:43:02,378 --> 00:43:06,162 Leather jacket, white T-shirt, sweater vest. 650 00:43:07,550 --> 00:43:09,423 He's devastatingly handsome. 651 00:43:10,386 --> 00:43:13,553 - Hold on one moment. - Yes, thank you. 652 00:43:25,109 --> 00:43:28,976 CAMERON: Mr. Froman, this is Sergeant Peterson, Chicago Police. 653 00:43:32,659 --> 00:43:36,526 - I appreciate your understanding. - Don't think twice. 654 00:43:37,246 --> 00:43:39,453 It's understanding that makes it possible... 655 00:43:39,582 --> 00:43:42,666 for people like us to tolerate a person like yourself. 656 00:43:45,839 --> 00:43:48,246 - Thank you. - Don't mention it. 657 00:43:51,761 --> 00:43:53,920 Enjoy your lunch. 658 00:43:55,807 --> 00:43:58,133 Darling, you were wonderful. 659 00:44:07,694 --> 00:44:10,149 Cameron, dear friend... 660 00:44:10,280 --> 00:44:14,112 you thought we wouldn't have any fun. Shame on you. 661 00:44:19,372 --> 00:44:20,997 Maybe I'm overreacting. 662 00:44:21,500 --> 00:44:23,788 Maybe Ferris isn't such a bad guy. 663 00:44:24,502 --> 00:44:27,954 After all, I got a car. He got a computer. 664 00:44:29,007 --> 00:44:30,336 But still... 665 00:44:30,467 --> 00:44:34,797 why should he get to do whatever he wants, whenever he wants? 666 00:44:35,514 --> 00:44:37,803 Why should everything work out for him? 667 00:44:38,600 --> 00:44:41,139 What makes him so goddamn special? 668 00:44:42,521 --> 00:44:43,765 Screw him. 669 00:44:44,106 --> 00:44:48,151 I used to think that my family was the only one that had weirdness in it. 670 00:44:48,402 --> 00:44:49,980 That used to worry me. 671 00:44:50,529 --> 00:44:53,316 Then I saw how Cameron's family functioned. 672 00:44:53,699 --> 00:44:55,738 His home life is really twisted. 673 00:44:57,036 --> 00:45:00,286 That's why he's sick all the time. It really bothers him. 674 00:45:00,622 --> 00:45:03,872 He's the only guy I know who feels better when he's sick. 675 00:45:05,044 --> 00:45:09,172 If I had to live in that house, I'd probably pray for disease, too. 676 00:45:09,756 --> 00:45:11,501 The place is like a museum. 677 00:45:11,925 --> 00:45:14,131 It's very beautiful and very cold... 678 00:45:14,553 --> 00:45:17,009 and you're not allowed to touch anything. 679 00:45:18,223 --> 00:45:20,762 Can you appreciate what it must have been like... 680 00:45:20,893 --> 00:45:23,383 for Cameron to be in that joint as a baby? 681 00:45:24,730 --> 00:45:27,933 I'm actually amazed that I got the car out of the garage. 682 00:45:29,235 --> 00:45:31,986 I caught Cameron digging the ride once or twice. 683 00:45:32,113 --> 00:45:33,441 It's good for him. 684 00:45:33,572 --> 00:45:35,861 It teaches him to deal with his fear. 685 00:45:37,368 --> 00:45:40,203 Plus, and I must be honest here... 686 00:45:40,371 --> 00:45:43,822 I love driving it. It is so choice. 687 00:45:44,375 --> 00:45:47,625 If you have the means, I highly recommend picking one up. 688 00:45:49,671 --> 00:45:51,545 - Thank you. - Yes, sir. 689 00:45:51,674 --> 00:45:52,789 Mint. 690 00:46:04,895 --> 00:46:07,433 Well, hello, Jeanie. Who's bothering you now? 691 00:46:07,565 --> 00:46:08,940 Is Mr. Rooney in? 692 00:46:09,108 --> 00:46:11,564 No, I'm sorry, he's not. Can I help you? 693 00:46:11,736 --> 00:46:13,859 I seriously doubt it. When's he back? 694 00:46:13,988 --> 00:46:15,316 I don't know. 695 00:46:15,448 --> 00:46:18,283 He's left the school grounds on personal business. 696 00:46:18,409 --> 00:46:20,201 What's that supposed to mean? 697 00:46:20,328 --> 00:46:24,539 I suppose it means it's personal and it's none of your business, young lady. 698 00:46:25,958 --> 00:46:27,239 Nice attitude. 699 00:46:28,086 --> 00:46:31,087 Isn't Mrs. Hagel expecting you in consumer ed. class? 700 00:46:31,214 --> 00:46:32,376 Probably. 701 00:46:38,763 --> 00:46:40,387 What a little asshole. 702 00:46:40,682 --> 00:46:43,469 Dave, you've got to consider raising your advertising budget. 703 00:46:43,602 --> 00:46:45,144 - We don't have the money. - Dave... 704 00:46:45,269 --> 00:46:48,721 if you want to sell, you have to spend. It's as simple as that. 705 00:46:50,483 --> 00:46:52,772 Four thousand restaurants in the downtown area. 706 00:46:52,903 --> 00:46:54,480 I pick the one my father goes to. 707 00:46:54,612 --> 00:46:57,150 - We're pinched, for sure. - No way, Cameron. 708 00:46:57,324 --> 00:46:59,897 Only the meek get pinched. The bold survive. 709 00:47:00,202 --> 00:47:01,400 Let's go. 710 00:47:01,661 --> 00:47:03,987 - Let's surrender. - Never. 711 00:47:09,377 --> 00:47:11,999 Dave, I know it sounds like I'm beating a dead horse on this one. 712 00:47:12,130 --> 00:47:13,838 But I'm telling you, that that's not the case. 713 00:47:13,966 --> 00:47:15,460 We don't have the money. We don't have the... 714 00:47:15,592 --> 00:47:17,798 Dave, you're one of the brightest guys in this business. 715 00:47:17,928 --> 00:47:20,762 You know what it takes to push this over the top. 716 00:47:21,181 --> 00:47:22,889 We're going to go heavy on TV... 717 00:47:23,016 --> 00:47:24,724 and lighten up on the radio and the print. Okay? 718 00:47:24,851 --> 00:47:26,975 - He's got the money. - Look, come on back to my office. 719 00:47:27,103 --> 00:47:28,812 - I'll lay out the entire... - He's got the money. 720 00:47:28,939 --> 00:47:30,848 Dave, we know you've got the money. 721 00:47:30,983 --> 00:47:33,984 We just have to spend it. That's all, you bonehead. 722 00:48:26,581 --> 00:48:28,573 Bueller. 723 00:48:40,553 --> 00:48:45,096 Les jeux sont faits. Translation: The game is up. 724 00:48:46,725 --> 00:48:48,552 Your ass is mine. 725 00:49:16,422 --> 00:49:18,748 ANNOUNCER: Runner at first base, nobody out. 726 00:49:20,051 --> 00:49:24,000 That's the first hit they've had since the fifth inning... 727 00:49:24,138 --> 00:49:26,843 only the fourth hit in the game. 728 00:49:28,893 --> 00:49:30,387 0 and 2, the count. 729 00:49:31,271 --> 00:49:32,469 There's a drive... 730 00:49:32,605 --> 00:49:36,650 left field, twisting, and into foul territory. 731 00:49:38,695 --> 00:49:42,064 Boy, I'm really surprised they didn't go for it in that inning. 732 00:49:42,198 --> 00:49:43,989 Lee Smith. 733 00:49:45,035 --> 00:49:47,241 - What's the score? - Nothing, nothing. 734 00:49:47,370 --> 00:49:48,948 Who's winning? 735 00:49:50,624 --> 00:49:51,619 The Bears. 736 00:49:51,750 --> 00:49:54,585 There's the ball, bunted foul back to the screen. 737 00:49:55,253 --> 00:49:56,451 Boy, I don't know... 738 00:50:06,849 --> 00:50:07,928 Think I broke my thumb. 739 00:50:08,057 --> 00:50:11,806 Hey batter, batter, batter, batter, batter, swing, batter. Come on. 740 00:50:12,145 --> 00:50:15,181 Hey, batter, batter, batter, batter, swing, batter. 741 00:50:15,315 --> 00:50:18,933 He can't hit, he can't hit, he can't hit, swing, batter. 742 00:50:23,490 --> 00:50:24,901 Hey, Cameron. 743 00:50:25,659 --> 00:50:29,408 Do you realise if we played by the rules, right now we'd be in gym? 744 00:50:30,998 --> 00:50:32,825 Keep moving, keep moving. 745 00:50:33,249 --> 00:50:34,448 You're up now. 746 00:50:34,585 --> 00:50:37,290 Come on, get the piano off that back. Let's go. 747 00:50:37,672 --> 00:50:39,794 Come on, boys, let's go. 748 00:50:41,007 --> 00:50:43,167 You'll never get out of here. Move! 749 00:50:45,346 --> 00:50:46,756 Come on, move! 750 00:50:52,686 --> 00:50:54,145 I hate him. 751 00:51:36,230 --> 00:51:37,345 FERRIS: Who is it? 752 00:51:43,905 --> 00:51:47,190 It's Ed Rooney, Ferris. I'd like to have a word with you. 753 00:51:47,575 --> 00:51:50,778 Oh, I'm sorry. I can't come to the door right now. 754 00:51:50,995 --> 00:51:52,988 I'm afraid that in my weakened condition... 755 00:51:53,123 --> 00:51:55,696 I could take a nasty spill down the stairs and subject myself... 756 00:51:55,833 --> 00:51:57,742 to further school absences. 757 00:51:58,502 --> 00:52:00,376 Save it, Ferris. Come down here. 758 00:52:00,505 --> 00:52:03,043 You can reach my parents at their places of business. 759 00:52:04,383 --> 00:52:05,629 Thank you for stopping by. 760 00:52:05,760 --> 00:52:08,334 I appreciate your concern for my well-being. 761 00:52:08,972 --> 00:52:12,175 I am not leaving till you come down and talk to me, Ferris. 762 00:52:12,308 --> 00:52:13,719 Have a nice day. 763 00:52:13,852 --> 00:52:15,511 You're in big trouble, buster! 764 00:52:15,645 --> 00:52:17,056 Get down here! 765 00:52:19,414 --> 00:52:20,528 Ferris. 766 00:52:21,832 --> 00:52:23,031 Ferris! 767 00:52:33,428 --> 00:52:34,459 FERRIS: Who is it? 768 00:52:34,887 --> 00:52:36,880 You know goddamn well who it is! 769 00:52:37,014 --> 00:52:40,051 Oh, I'm sorry. I can't come to the door right now. 770 00:52:40,477 --> 00:52:42,599 I'm afraid that in my weakened condition... 771 00:52:42,729 --> 00:52:45,302 I could take a nasty spill down the stairs and subject myself... 772 00:52:45,439 --> 00:52:47,397 to further school absences. 773 00:52:49,360 --> 00:52:52,397 You can reach my parents at their places of business. 774 00:52:55,408 --> 00:52:57,116 Thank you for stopping by. 775 00:52:57,452 --> 00:53:00,025 I appreciate your concern for my well-being. 776 00:53:01,289 --> 00:53:03,033 Have a nice day. 777 00:53:15,178 --> 00:53:16,341 Damn it. 778 00:53:23,854 --> 00:53:25,313 Oh, mud. 779 00:53:53,633 --> 00:53:56,469 Bueller, you son of a bitch. 780 00:54:06,188 --> 00:54:07,386 My shoe. 781 00:54:17,491 --> 00:54:18,654 Damn it. 782 00:54:23,247 --> 00:54:25,038 Oh, shit. 783 00:55:04,914 --> 00:55:07,037 Not sure about this family. 784 00:55:45,997 --> 00:55:47,242 Hi, doggie. 785 00:55:52,713 --> 00:55:53,792 Stay, boy. 786 00:55:55,674 --> 00:55:58,674 No, no. Stay. Stay. 787 00:55:59,678 --> 00:56:00,922 Sit. 788 00:56:03,264 --> 00:56:04,427 Sit. 789 00:56:04,933 --> 00:56:07,258 Heel. Stay. 790 00:58:05,555 --> 00:58:07,926 ANNOUNCER: And passing the reviewing stand now... 791 00:58:09,517 --> 00:58:12,055 Silbernen Ritter Drum and Bugle Corps. 792 00:58:14,355 --> 00:58:18,269 The United German-American Male and Female Caucus. 793 00:58:18,443 --> 00:58:20,601 The Empire German-Americans. 794 00:58:28,954 --> 00:58:31,076 It's getting late, buddy, we better go get the car back home. 795 00:58:31,205 --> 00:58:32,285 - What? - What do you... 796 00:58:32,415 --> 00:58:34,492 We have a few hours. We have until 6:00. 797 00:58:34,625 --> 00:58:37,626 I'm sorry, I mean, I know you don't care, but it does mean my ass. 798 00:58:37,754 --> 00:58:40,541 - You think I don't care? - I know you don't care. 799 00:58:42,759 --> 00:58:44,835 Oh, that hurts, Cameron. 800 00:58:46,179 --> 00:58:49,679 - Cameron, what have you seen today? - Nothing good. 801 00:58:50,684 --> 00:58:52,012 Nothing... 802 00:58:52,227 --> 00:58:54,634 Nothing good? This... 803 00:58:54,771 --> 00:58:57,558 What do you mean, "Nothing good"? We've seen everything good! 804 00:58:57,691 --> 00:58:59,398 We've seen the whole city! 805 00:58:59,901 --> 00:59:02,855 We went to a museum, we saw priceless works of art. 806 00:59:03,029 --> 00:59:05,152 We ate pancreas. 807 00:59:05,448 --> 00:59:07,358 Saw... What? 808 00:59:08,368 --> 00:59:09,566 What's wrong? 809 00:59:16,417 --> 00:59:19,170 Look over there. 810 00:59:51,078 --> 00:59:52,406 What's he doing? 811 00:59:52,746 --> 00:59:56,079 He's licking the glass and making obscene gestures with his hands. 812 00:59:56,208 --> 00:59:57,323 What? 813 01:00:05,592 --> 01:00:06,790 Don't! Don't. 814 01:00:34,955 --> 01:00:37,162 He didn't leave. He's probably doing something. 815 01:00:37,291 --> 01:00:39,498 No, it really busts my hump, you know? 816 01:00:39,627 --> 01:00:42,663 Oh, Cameron, he didn't ditch us or anything. He's here. 817 01:00:42,797 --> 01:00:44,919 For all we know, he went back to school. 818 01:00:45,049 --> 01:00:47,172 He would not go back to school. 819 01:00:47,301 --> 01:00:49,543 Yeah, he'd do it. He'd just do it just to make me sweat. 820 01:00:49,678 --> 01:00:51,339 No, he would not. Cameron, come on. 821 01:00:51,473 --> 01:00:52,801 Makes me mad. 822 01:00:52,973 --> 01:00:56,093 FERRIS: Ladies and gentlemen, you're such a wonderful crowd. 823 01:00:56,519 --> 01:00:58,262 We'd like to play a little tune for you. 824 01:00:58,396 --> 01:01:00,602 It's one of my personal favourites... 825 01:01:00,732 --> 01:01:02,605 and I'd like to dedicate it to a young man... 826 01:01:02,733 --> 01:01:05,568 who doesn't think he's seen anything good today. 827 01:01:05,695 --> 01:01:08,185 Cameron Frye, this one's for you. 828 01:01:15,705 --> 01:01:19,121 - Ferris! Get off of the float! - What are you doing? 829 01:01:19,251 --> 01:01:21,741 Get off the float! I can't believe you. 830 01:01:21,877 --> 01:01:24,998 How'd you get up there? You're out of your mind! 831 01:01:46,945 --> 01:01:48,142 Ferris. 832 01:02:01,501 --> 01:02:04,870 You know, as long as I've known him everything works for him. 833 01:02:05,005 --> 01:02:08,255 There's nothing he can't handle. I can't handle anything. 834 01:02:10,009 --> 01:02:12,133 School, parents, the future... 835 01:02:14,097 --> 01:02:15,757 Ferris can do anything. 836 01:02:19,102 --> 01:02:21,060 I don't know what I'm going to do. 837 01:02:23,190 --> 01:02:26,523 - College. - Yeah. But to do what? 838 01:02:29,988 --> 01:02:31,732 What are you interested in? 839 01:02:34,952 --> 01:02:36,150 Nothing. 840 01:02:38,288 --> 01:02:39,403 Me neither. 841 01:02:46,964 --> 01:02:48,339 You're crazy! 842 01:02:50,759 --> 01:02:53,001 What do you think Ferris is going to do? 843 01:02:55,055 --> 01:02:57,380 He's going to be a fry cook at Venus. 844 01:05:55,070 --> 01:05:56,648 Christ. 845 01:06:04,037 --> 01:06:05,782 Poochie, poochie, poochie. 846 01:06:06,290 --> 01:06:09,160 Look what Uncle Ed has for you, you little fucker. 847 01:06:16,216 --> 01:06:17,379 Jeez. 848 01:06:25,184 --> 01:06:26,844 Sleep tight, pooch. 849 01:06:52,920 --> 01:06:54,379 I knew it! 850 01:07:05,099 --> 01:07:06,511 Well, where is she? 851 01:07:07,602 --> 01:07:09,345 Look, this is her daughter. 852 01:07:13,817 --> 01:07:15,774 Well, do you know where she is? 853 01:07:16,152 --> 01:07:18,192 Do you know when she'll be back? 854 01:07:18,655 --> 01:07:20,197 Do you know anything? 855 01:08:10,582 --> 01:08:11,662 Ferris. 856 01:08:12,376 --> 01:08:13,407 Bueller. 857 01:08:15,420 --> 01:08:17,377 - Ha! - Ya! 858 01:08:34,731 --> 01:08:37,104 You're psychotic. You are, man. 859 01:08:37,234 --> 01:08:39,725 You're out of your goddamn mind. I can't believe you did that. 860 01:08:39,861 --> 01:08:42,815 I can't believe you went on a goddamn parade float! 861 01:08:43,573 --> 01:08:45,982 Okay, okay, wait. No, okay, wait. Okay. 862 01:08:46,660 --> 01:08:50,243 "Yeah, yeah. This tune is one of my personal favourites." 863 01:08:50,664 --> 01:08:52,289 You're out of your mind. 864 01:08:52,416 --> 01:08:54,124 Do you realise how many people saw you? 865 01:08:54,252 --> 01:08:55,365 - You're nailed. - No, no. 866 01:08:55,502 --> 01:08:56,701 - You are. You're nailed. - You are. 867 01:08:56,838 --> 01:08:59,506 Who'd believe that I was in a parade. Who the hell am I? 868 01:08:59,632 --> 01:09:02,087 Besides, anybody who would nail me wouldn't go to a parade. 869 01:09:02,218 --> 01:09:05,254 - My mother would. - I'm not worried about your mother. 870 01:09:05,471 --> 01:09:06,846 That was so quick. 871 01:09:09,225 --> 01:09:10,423 Hey. 872 01:09:11,811 --> 01:09:13,851 This looks okay to me, Cameron. 873 01:09:14,105 --> 01:09:15,764 Looks great, let's roll. 874 01:09:17,024 --> 01:09:19,646 Here you go. Nice job. Thank you. 875 01:09:19,777 --> 01:09:23,609 You're a very generous individual. Come back anytime. 876 01:09:23,739 --> 01:09:26,693 - Right, okay. Watch the seat. - Thanks a lot. 877 01:09:27,118 --> 01:09:28,398 Sorry. 878 01:09:33,416 --> 01:09:35,705 - Have a good night. - Bye, you guys. 879 01:09:35,835 --> 01:09:37,875 - Yeah, see you later. - Later. 880 01:09:42,091 --> 01:09:44,380 Yeah, man, we got to do this again. 881 01:09:47,430 --> 01:09:49,802 Look, this... This is not a phoney phone call. 882 01:09:49,932 --> 01:09:54,012 There is an intruder, male, Caucasian, possibly armed... 883 01:09:54,145 --> 01:09:56,683 certainly weird, in my kitchen. 884 01:09:57,482 --> 01:10:00,233 Yeah, my, my... My name's Bueller. 885 01:10:02,153 --> 01:10:04,644 It's real nice that you hope my brother's feeling better... 886 01:10:04,781 --> 01:10:06,856 but I'm in danger, okay? I am very cute. 887 01:10:06,991 --> 01:10:09,661 I am very alone. And I'm very protective of my body. 888 01:10:09,785 --> 01:10:12,573 I do not want it violated, or killed, all right? 889 01:10:12,706 --> 01:10:14,413 I need help! 890 01:10:15,166 --> 01:10:16,577 Speak-a de English? 891 01:10:18,002 --> 01:10:19,378 Dickhead. 892 01:10:29,681 --> 01:10:30,796 God. 893 01:10:32,767 --> 01:10:34,012 JEANIE: Excuse me. 894 01:10:34,144 --> 01:10:35,887 Whoever's in the house is still in the house... 895 01:10:36,021 --> 01:10:38,476 I'd like you to know that I've just called the police. 896 01:10:38,607 --> 01:10:40,266 So if you have any brains whatsoever... 897 01:10:40,400 --> 01:10:43,104 you'll get your ass out of my house real quick. 898 01:10:44,488 --> 01:10:47,061 I'd also like to add that I have my father's gun... 899 01:10:47,198 --> 01:10:49,191 and a scorching case of herpes. 900 01:10:57,709 --> 01:11:00,663 Hey, wait, wait, wait. That's my car! I'll move it! 901 01:11:03,424 --> 01:11:05,463 He got my keys! 902 01:11:07,469 --> 01:11:08,880 You shithead! 903 01:11:20,858 --> 01:11:21,972 I feel pretty good. 904 01:11:22,109 --> 01:11:23,983 - Yeah? - I feel real good. 905 01:11:24,111 --> 01:11:27,065 Those guys... Those guys were nice, huh? At the garage. 906 01:11:27,197 --> 01:11:29,321 I was a little worried about them. 907 01:11:29,617 --> 01:11:30,945 Turned out good. 908 01:11:36,248 --> 01:11:37,411 Hey. 909 01:11:41,670 --> 01:11:42,951 - Cameron? - Yeah? 910 01:11:44,381 --> 01:11:47,833 How many miles did you say this thing had on it when we left? 911 01:11:48,511 --> 01:11:50,005 One hundred and twenty-six... 912 01:11:50,137 --> 01:11:52,629 and halfway between three and four-tenths. 913 01:11:53,223 --> 01:11:54,386 Why? 914 01:11:55,935 --> 01:11:57,844 How many miles are on it now? 915 01:12:02,775 --> 01:12:05,064 Here's where Cameron goes berserk. 916 01:12:24,881 --> 01:12:28,215 Cameron. Are you okay? Cam? 917 01:12:29,051 --> 01:12:30,712 Cameron, cut that out. 918 01:12:34,265 --> 01:12:35,379 Who is it? 919 01:12:36,559 --> 01:12:39,394 Oh, I'm sorry. I can't come to the door right now. 920 01:12:39,938 --> 01:12:41,847 I'm afraid that in my weakened condition... 921 01:12:41,981 --> 01:12:44,899 I could take a nasty spill down the stairs and subject myself... 922 01:12:45,026 --> 01:12:46,900 God bless the police. 923 01:12:47,194 --> 01:12:50,148 I'm saved. Oh, thank you, God. Thank you, thank you. You are the best. 924 01:12:50,281 --> 01:12:51,692 Have a nice day. 925 01:12:51,825 --> 01:12:52,904 Thank... 926 01:12:53,034 --> 01:12:56,485 I heard that you were feeling ill. 927 01:12:56,621 --> 01:12:59,740 Headache, fever, and a chill. 928 01:12:59,958 --> 01:13:03,291 I came to help restore your pluck... 929 01:13:03,503 --> 01:13:05,875 'cause I'm the nurse who likes to... 930 01:13:13,137 --> 01:13:15,095 This may very well be for real. 931 01:13:16,808 --> 01:13:19,975 I think Cameron might have blown a microchip or two. 932 01:13:20,437 --> 01:13:22,595 He's always been a little keyed up. 933 01:13:23,023 --> 01:13:25,561 All I wanted to do was give him a good day. 934 01:13:26,985 --> 01:13:30,069 We're going to graduate in a couple of months and then... 935 01:13:30,238 --> 01:13:33,607 we'll have the summer. He'll work and I'll work. 936 01:13:34,827 --> 01:13:37,697 We'll see each other at night and on the weekends. 937 01:13:38,330 --> 01:13:41,284 Then he'll go to one school and I'll go to another. 938 01:13:42,251 --> 01:13:44,207 Basically that will be it. 939 01:13:47,756 --> 01:13:49,464 Sloane's as big a problem. 940 01:13:51,217 --> 01:13:53,175 She still has another year of high school. 941 01:13:53,303 --> 01:13:54,963 How do I deal with that? 942 01:13:56,181 --> 01:13:58,588 I was serious when I said I would marry her. 943 01:13:58,725 --> 01:14:00,268 I would. 944 01:14:00,394 --> 01:14:03,229 Cameron? Cam? 945 01:14:04,189 --> 01:14:05,600 Can you hear me? 946 01:14:07,443 --> 01:14:08,818 Cameron? 947 01:14:10,362 --> 01:14:12,319 Blink if you understand me. 948 01:14:13,282 --> 01:14:15,238 Cameron has never been in love. 949 01:14:15,492 --> 01:14:18,114 At least nobody's ever been in love with him. 950 01:14:18,995 --> 01:14:23,742 If things don't change for him, he's going to marry the first girl he lays. 951 01:14:23,917 --> 01:14:26,243 And she's going to treat him like shit... 952 01:14:26,879 --> 01:14:31,007 because she will have given him what he has built up in his mind... 953 01:14:31,133 --> 01:14:33,968 as the end-all, be-all of human existence. 954 01:14:34,595 --> 01:14:36,303 She won't respect him. 955 01:14:37,181 --> 01:14:40,265 'Cause you can't respect somebody who kisses your ass. 956 01:14:40,517 --> 01:14:42,475 Just doesn't work. 957 01:14:42,728 --> 01:14:45,813 Ferris. We better try something else. 958 01:14:46,356 --> 01:14:47,768 This isn't working. 959 01:14:52,863 --> 01:14:54,855 You feeling any better, Cameron? 960 01:14:57,993 --> 01:15:01,742 Cam, why don't you come in here? It's really nice. 961 01:15:05,709 --> 01:15:08,379 Cameron, I could flip out real easy, too. 962 01:15:08,796 --> 01:15:10,339 It's okay. 963 01:15:12,049 --> 01:15:14,505 Sooner or later everybody goes to the zoo. 964 01:15:21,101 --> 01:15:22,892 Maybe he's really sick. 965 01:15:23,727 --> 01:15:26,349 Maybe he isn't just torturing himself. 966 01:16:08,564 --> 01:16:09,810 Hey. 967 01:16:10,609 --> 01:16:12,316 Hey, hey. 968 01:16:13,403 --> 01:16:14,565 Hey, Cameron. 969 01:16:15,363 --> 01:16:16,906 Cam. Cameron, wake up! 970 01:16:17,157 --> 01:16:19,114 Come on, wake up. Hey, wake up. 971 01:16:19,784 --> 01:16:22,110 Oh, shit, Cameron, come on. Cameron! 972 01:16:22,328 --> 01:16:23,657 Come on, wake up! 973 01:16:24,205 --> 01:16:25,404 Hey. 974 01:16:28,626 --> 01:16:29,657 What is that? 975 01:16:29,794 --> 01:16:32,582 Ferris Bueller, you're my hero. 976 01:16:32,714 --> 01:16:36,415 - You're kidding? - Wow, that was pretty impressive, man. 977 01:16:36,552 --> 01:16:38,674 You bitch. Oh, you son of a bitch. 978 01:16:41,223 --> 01:16:42,598 Come on. 979 01:16:42,808 --> 01:16:43,839 Tarzan. 980 01:16:46,979 --> 01:16:48,010 Sheena! 981 01:17:14,881 --> 01:17:15,996 Drugs? 982 01:17:18,761 --> 01:17:20,635 Thank you, no. I'm straight. 983 01:17:21,597 --> 01:17:23,839 I meant, are you in here for drugs? 984 01:17:27,018 --> 01:17:29,142 - Why are you here? - Drugs. 985 01:17:30,231 --> 01:17:31,938 I don't know why I'm here. 986 01:17:32,441 --> 01:17:33,984 Why don't you go home? 987 01:17:34,735 --> 01:17:37,226 Why don't you put your thumb up your butt? 988 01:17:42,910 --> 01:17:45,069 You wear too much eye make-up. 989 01:17:49,584 --> 01:17:51,375 My sister wears too much. 990 01:17:52,044 --> 01:17:53,836 People think she's a whore. 991 01:17:59,886 --> 01:18:02,009 You don't want to talk about your problem? 992 01:18:02,138 --> 01:18:05,138 - With you? Are you serious? - I'm serious. 993 01:18:06,058 --> 01:18:07,469 Blow yourself. 994 01:18:12,356 --> 01:18:15,191 All right, you want to know what's wrong? 995 01:18:16,486 --> 01:18:18,028 I know what's wrong. 996 01:18:18,904 --> 01:18:20,814 I just want to hear you say it. 997 01:18:21,073 --> 01:18:23,399 In a nutshell, I hate my brother. 998 01:18:23,659 --> 01:18:25,699 - How's that? - That's cool. 999 01:18:26,079 --> 01:18:28,237 Did you blow him away or something? 1000 01:18:29,541 --> 01:18:30,916 No, not yet. 1001 01:18:33,962 --> 01:18:36,038 See, I went home to confirm that the shithead... 1002 01:18:36,172 --> 01:18:38,129 was ditching school and when I was there... 1003 01:18:38,258 --> 01:18:39,716 a guy broke into the house. 1004 01:18:39,843 --> 01:18:43,543 I called the cops and they picked me up for making a phoney phone call. 1005 01:18:43,679 --> 01:18:46,467 What do you care if your brother ditches school? 1006 01:18:47,517 --> 01:18:50,602 Why should he get to ditch, when everybody else has to go? 1007 01:18:50,728 --> 01:18:54,264 - You could ditch. - Yeah, I'd get caught. 1008 01:18:55,776 --> 01:18:57,104 I see. 1009 01:18:57,777 --> 01:19:01,905 So you're pissed off 'cause he ditches and doesn't get caught, is that it? 1010 01:19:04,368 --> 01:19:06,075 - Basically. - Basically. 1011 01:19:07,537 --> 01:19:09,744 Then your problem is you. 1012 01:19:09,915 --> 01:19:12,453 - Excuse me? - Excuse you. 1013 01:19:13,126 --> 01:19:15,664 You ought to spend a little more time dealing with yourself... 1014 01:19:15,796 --> 01:19:18,962 a little less time worrying about what your brother does. 1015 01:19:19,091 --> 01:19:20,834 That's just an opinion. 1016 01:19:21,593 --> 01:19:23,835 - What are you, a psychiatrist? - No. 1017 01:19:24,179 --> 01:19:27,049 Then why don't you keep your opinions to yourself? 1018 01:19:30,769 --> 01:19:32,927 There's somebody you should talk to. 1019 01:19:37,776 --> 01:19:40,980 If you say "Ferris Bueller," you lose a testicle. 1020 01:19:41,863 --> 01:19:43,192 Oh, you know him? 1021 01:19:52,165 --> 01:19:55,452 You know, that whole time I was just thinking things over. 1022 01:19:57,421 --> 01:20:00,956 I was, like... I was, like, meditating. 1023 01:20:04,010 --> 01:20:07,011 Then I sort of watched myself from inside. 1024 01:20:09,224 --> 01:20:11,264 I realised it was ridiculous... 1025 01:20:12,854 --> 01:20:16,898 being afraid, worrying about everything... 1026 01:20:17,024 --> 01:20:20,524 wishing I was dead. All that shit. I'm tired of it. 1027 01:20:24,282 --> 01:20:26,190 It's the best day of my life. 1028 01:20:31,539 --> 01:20:33,614 I'm going to miss you guys next year. 1029 01:20:42,842 --> 01:20:46,293 Cameron? Can I ask you a question? 1030 01:20:48,348 --> 01:20:49,462 Yeah. 1031 01:20:51,642 --> 01:20:54,762 Did you see me change out of my clothes by the Jacuzzi? 1032 01:20:57,690 --> 01:20:59,019 Did you? 1033 01:21:01,194 --> 01:21:02,308 You saw me? 1034 01:21:03,029 --> 01:21:05,318 I thought you were catatonic. 1035 01:21:10,036 --> 01:21:11,494 That's okay. 1036 01:21:12,831 --> 01:21:14,290 I'm not embarrassed. 1037 01:21:16,793 --> 01:21:19,331 I better check on the car. 1038 01:21:33,059 --> 01:21:34,434 Hey, Ferris! 1039 01:21:36,187 --> 01:21:37,468 Yeah? 1040 01:21:40,358 --> 01:21:42,232 The miles aren't coming off. 1041 01:21:43,569 --> 01:21:46,191 The miles aren't coming off going in reverse. 1042 01:21:53,204 --> 01:21:55,244 Well, I thought that might be a problem. 1043 01:21:55,374 --> 01:21:59,205 Just have to crack open the odometer, roll it back by hand. 1044 01:22:00,670 --> 01:22:02,164 No. Forget it. 1045 01:22:04,258 --> 01:22:05,419 Forget it. 1046 01:22:11,431 --> 01:22:13,258 I got to take a stand. 1047 01:22:17,938 --> 01:22:19,349 I'm bullshit. 1048 01:22:23,402 --> 01:22:25,560 I put up with everything. 1049 01:22:29,950 --> 01:22:32,655 My old man pushes me around. 1050 01:22:35,455 --> 01:22:37,579 I never say anything! 1051 01:22:42,504 --> 01:22:45,077 Well, he's not the problem. I'm the problem. 1052 01:22:52,097 --> 01:22:53,675 I got to take a stand. 1053 01:22:57,019 --> 01:22:59,344 I got to take a stand against him. 1054 01:23:02,274 --> 01:23:05,025 I am not going to sit on my ass... 1055 01:23:05,653 --> 01:23:09,152 as the events that affect me unfold to determine the course of my life. 1056 01:23:09,281 --> 01:23:10,941 I'm going to take a stand. 1057 01:23:12,492 --> 01:23:14,284 I'm going to defend it. 1058 01:23:15,705 --> 01:23:17,863 Right or wrong, I'm going to defend it. 1059 01:23:30,011 --> 01:23:32,133 I'm so sick of his shit! 1060 01:23:33,180 --> 01:23:36,384 I can't stand him, and I hate this goddamn car. 1061 01:23:36,517 --> 01:23:39,803 Who do you love? Who do you love? You love a car. 1062 01:23:39,979 --> 01:23:42,434 You son of a bitch. 1063 01:24:05,505 --> 01:24:06,536 Shit. 1064 01:24:09,467 --> 01:24:11,340 I dented the shit out of it. 1065 01:24:16,182 --> 01:24:17,297 Good. 1066 01:24:21,354 --> 01:24:25,054 My father will come home, he'll see what I did. I can't hide this. 1067 01:24:27,903 --> 01:24:31,603 He'll come home, he'll see what I did. He'll have to deal with me. 1068 01:24:32,657 --> 01:24:34,531 I don't care, I really don't. 1069 01:24:36,369 --> 01:24:38,326 I'm just tired of being afraid. 1070 01:24:45,711 --> 01:24:46,910 Hell with him. 1071 01:24:50,884 --> 01:24:53,838 I can't wait to see the look on the bastard's face. 1072 01:25:23,751 --> 01:25:24,949 What'd I do? 1073 01:25:36,263 --> 01:25:40,308 - What'd I do? - You killed the car. 1074 01:26:18,556 --> 01:26:20,050 Whoa. 1075 01:26:22,518 --> 01:26:24,676 Holy shit. 1076 01:26:38,993 --> 01:26:40,653 Cameron, it's my fault. 1077 01:26:41,328 --> 01:26:42,359 I'll take the heat for it. 1078 01:26:42,496 --> 01:26:43,907 We'll wait for your father to come home... 1079 01:26:44,040 --> 01:26:45,914 and when he gets here, I'll tell him that I did it. 1080 01:26:46,041 --> 01:26:47,501 He hates me anyway. 1081 01:26:53,507 --> 01:26:55,915 No. I'll take it. 1082 01:26:56,510 --> 01:26:57,541 No, I'll take it. 1083 01:26:57,678 --> 01:27:00,466 No. No, you don't want this much heat. 1084 01:27:00,598 --> 01:27:02,092 I want it. If I didn't want it... 1085 01:27:02,225 --> 01:27:04,301 I wouldn't have let you take the car out this morning. 1086 01:27:04,436 --> 01:27:06,677 I made you take the car this morning. 1087 01:27:06,812 --> 01:27:08,473 I could've stopped you. 1088 01:27:08,607 --> 01:27:11,607 It is possible to stop Mr. Ferris Bueller, you know? 1089 01:27:11,734 --> 01:27:14,605 No, I want it. I'm going to take it. That's it. 1090 01:27:15,780 --> 01:27:18,069 When Morris comes home... 1091 01:27:19,075 --> 01:27:21,317 he and I'll just have a little chat. 1092 01:27:23,246 --> 01:27:24,444 It's cool. 1093 01:27:25,331 --> 01:27:27,205 No, it's going to be good. 1094 01:27:28,877 --> 01:27:30,336 Thanks anyway. 1095 01:27:39,471 --> 01:27:40,846 This is a shock to me. 1096 01:27:40,972 --> 01:27:43,510 I mean, first of all, I don't know why she wasn't in school. 1097 01:27:43,642 --> 01:27:45,764 And second of all, I just can't believe... 1098 01:27:45,894 --> 01:27:48,349 she came to you with this story about an intruder. 1099 01:27:48,480 --> 01:27:52,691 Well, for whatever reason she did it, I think she's had a pretty good scare. 1100 01:27:53,067 --> 01:27:55,559 Well, I really appreciate your calling me. Really. 1101 01:27:55,695 --> 01:27:57,604 I can assure you that her father and I are going... 1102 01:27:57,739 --> 01:27:59,697 to have a long talk with her when we get home. 1103 01:27:59,824 --> 01:28:01,199 Thank you so much. 1104 01:28:02,410 --> 01:28:05,281 Oh, by the way, I hope your son is feeling better. 1105 01:28:05,413 --> 01:28:06,659 I beg your pardon? 1106 01:28:06,790 --> 01:28:10,289 Tell him all the guys at the station here are pulling for him. 1107 01:28:10,669 --> 01:28:11,700 Oh, right. 1108 01:28:21,263 --> 01:28:23,635 - Hi. - Don't "hi" me, young lady. 1109 01:28:24,224 --> 01:28:25,968 - I want to get out of here, now, all right? - Okay. 1110 01:28:26,101 --> 01:28:27,643 No, now. Let's get out of here. 1111 01:28:27,770 --> 01:28:29,394 - Okay. - Okay? 1112 01:28:29,521 --> 01:28:30,552 - Yes. - Now. 1113 01:28:30,689 --> 01:28:31,804 Fine. 1114 01:28:32,107 --> 01:28:33,270 Okay. 1115 01:28:38,280 --> 01:28:41,531 - She's a little hyper. - Yeah. 1116 01:28:44,370 --> 01:28:48,498 Let's not ruin this with a lot of talk, all right? Okay? 1117 01:28:49,833 --> 01:28:51,909 You didn't tell me your name. 1118 01:28:53,086 --> 01:28:57,749 Well, it's Jean, but, a lot of guys call me Shauna. 1119 01:28:58,926 --> 01:29:00,171 Okay, Jean. 1120 01:29:00,802 --> 01:29:02,048 Cool. 1121 01:29:03,138 --> 01:29:04,549 That's great. 1122 01:29:05,641 --> 01:29:07,266 I'll see you, okay? 1123 01:29:08,478 --> 01:29:09,757 Yeah. 1124 01:29:12,773 --> 01:29:14,564 Jeanie, now! 1125 01:29:15,317 --> 01:29:18,651 - Now! - Okay! 1126 01:29:26,663 --> 01:29:28,322 I had a great time today. 1127 01:29:29,331 --> 01:29:31,787 Yeah. It was pretty cool. 1128 01:29:34,295 --> 01:29:36,702 Do you... Do you think Cameron's going to be okay? 1129 01:29:36,839 --> 01:29:38,037 Oh, yeah. 1130 01:29:38,591 --> 01:29:41,164 Yeah, sure. For the first time in his life. 1131 01:29:41,386 --> 01:29:43,045 He's going to be just fine. 1132 01:29:51,604 --> 01:29:55,519 You knew what you were doing when you woke up this morning, didn't you? 1133 01:29:55,650 --> 01:29:58,058 Me? No. 1134 01:30:17,630 --> 01:30:21,331 Oh, shit. I have to go. 1135 01:30:23,428 --> 01:30:25,337 - I'll call you tonight. - Okay. 1136 01:30:29,601 --> 01:30:32,139 - I love you! - I love you, too! 1137 01:30:34,189 --> 01:30:35,814 He's going to marry me. 1138 01:30:39,694 --> 01:30:42,267 Do you know what it's like to be pulled out of work... 1139 01:30:42,405 --> 01:30:44,647 to pick up your daughter at the police station? 1140 01:30:44,783 --> 01:30:45,898 JEANIE: No, not really. 1141 01:30:46,034 --> 01:30:47,493 Well, on top of everything else... 1142 01:30:47,619 --> 01:30:50,905 I was about to close the damn deal with the Vermont people. 1143 01:30:51,164 --> 01:30:52,540 I'm sorry. 1144 01:30:54,960 --> 01:30:57,961 I was going to take my commission and buy Ferris a car. 1145 01:30:59,756 --> 01:31:03,706 Jeanie, what the hell are you doing? You trying to kill us? 1146 01:31:03,927 --> 01:31:05,386 God, look at this mess. 1147 01:31:05,512 --> 01:31:08,928 Paper all over the place. I'll never get this back in order. 1148 01:31:16,440 --> 01:31:17,898 Jeanie! 1149 01:31:26,909 --> 01:31:30,443 - Slow down! Now! Now! - I can't drive when you're yelling at me! 1150 01:31:30,663 --> 01:31:31,826 Stop it! 1151 01:32:02,445 --> 01:32:04,816 - Hi, how you doing? Ferris Bueller. - Hi. 1152 01:33:32,494 --> 01:33:34,036 - No, don't get up. - Hey. 1153 01:33:34,162 --> 01:33:35,621 Smells delicious. 1154 01:33:36,498 --> 01:33:38,040 - Dinner's ready. - What? 1155 01:33:38,291 --> 01:33:39,619 Who's that? 1156 01:34:12,827 --> 01:34:16,277 - What's wrong? - Everything. 1157 01:34:16,705 --> 01:34:19,375 I just picked up Jeanie at the police station. 1158 01:34:21,418 --> 01:34:23,624 She got a speeding ticket, another speeding ticket... 1159 01:34:23,754 --> 01:34:25,497 and I lost the Vermont deal because of her. 1160 01:34:25,631 --> 01:34:27,505 I think we should shoot her. 1161 01:34:34,223 --> 01:34:35,847 Looking for this? 1162 01:34:48,571 --> 01:34:49,981 I got you, Ferris. 1163 01:34:50,364 --> 01:34:53,318 - How's Ferris? Let's go check on him. - Okay, honey. Yeah. 1164 01:34:53,451 --> 01:34:54,779 How was your day? 1165 01:34:55,869 --> 01:34:58,443 I have dreamed about this. 1166 01:34:59,581 --> 01:35:03,662 This time, goddamn, you little bastard... 1167 01:35:04,671 --> 01:35:06,829 I've got you right where I want you. 1168 01:35:07,131 --> 01:35:08,756 Ferris, we're home. 1169 01:35:11,051 --> 01:35:12,332 So... 1170 01:35:14,138 --> 01:35:17,472 how would you feel about another year of high school? 1171 01:35:18,976 --> 01:35:22,761 Under my close personal supervision. 1172 01:35:24,524 --> 01:35:25,769 Hi. 1173 01:35:28,068 --> 01:35:32,067 Thank God you're all right. You know, we've been worried sick about you. 1174 01:35:36,912 --> 01:35:39,485 Thank you, Mr. Rooney, for driving him home. 1175 01:35:39,956 --> 01:35:44,036 Now I want you to go upstairs and get in bed. 1176 01:35:55,263 --> 01:35:56,461 Scoot! 1177 01:35:58,183 --> 01:35:59,843 Can you imagine someone as sick as Ferris... 1178 01:35:59,976 --> 01:36:02,301 trying to walk home from the hospital? 1179 01:36:03,772 --> 01:36:05,182 Oh, kids. 1180 01:36:08,360 --> 01:36:12,309 By the way, Mr. Rooney, you left your wallet on the kitchen floor. 1181 01:37:18,555 --> 01:37:19,836 Honey. 1182 01:37:21,225 --> 01:37:24,179 - He's still awfully warm. - How do you feel? 1183 01:37:25,562 --> 01:37:28,683 150% better. Thank you. 1184 01:37:30,233 --> 01:37:31,432 Please... 1185 01:37:31,777 --> 01:37:35,193 don't make me stay home again. I want to go to school. 1186 01:37:35,990 --> 01:37:40,202 I have to graduate in June. And I want... 1187 01:37:40,828 --> 01:37:42,322 Ferris, you're sick. 1188 01:37:42,789 --> 01:37:45,575 Now don't go pushing it and making yourself worse. 1189 01:37:46,459 --> 01:37:49,294 - Maybe you're right, Dad. - I know I'm right, pal. 1190 01:37:51,130 --> 01:37:53,372 How'd you get to be so sweet? 1191 01:37:53,883 --> 01:37:56,041 Years of practice. 1192 01:38:06,437 --> 01:38:07,552 Blanket. 1193 01:38:18,115 --> 01:38:19,396 Get well. 1194 01:38:20,785 --> 01:38:22,160 Come on. 1195 01:38:24,956 --> 01:38:29,001 Listen, I'm going to get myself settled and I'll bring a hot cup of soup, okay? 1196 01:38:39,805 --> 01:38:41,085 Yup. 1197 01:38:41,347 --> 01:38:43,720 I said it before and I'll say it again. 1198 01:38:44,184 --> 01:38:45,927 Life moves pretty fast. 1199 01:38:46,394 --> 01:38:50,178 If you don't stop and look around once in a while, you could miss it. 1200 01:39:01,159 --> 01:39:03,781 Four years of chasing this kid. 1201 01:39:04,662 --> 01:39:07,948 Four years he has been making a fool of me. 1202 01:39:18,510 --> 01:39:22,342 Hey, Mr. Rooney, what's going on? 1203 01:39:25,183 --> 01:39:27,472 Did you get in a fight? 1204 01:39:29,021 --> 01:39:30,183 Want a lift? 1205 01:41:16,296 --> 01:41:19,794 I bet you never smelt a real school bus before. 1206 01:41:33,813 --> 01:41:34,893 Gummy Bear? 1207 01:41:36,566 --> 01:41:39,733 They've been in my pocket. They're real warm and soft. 1208 01:42:27,785 --> 01:42:29,243 You're still here? 1209 01:42:32,122 --> 01:42:33,285 It's over. 1210 01:42:35,333 --> 01:42:36,448 Go home. 1211 01:42:41,006 --> 01:42:42,169 Go.